Total Drama Minecraft Returns

Episode 5

"Last time on Total Drama Minecraft Returns, the mobs had to eat as many pies as they could. Haylee ate over half of her team's pies, and her team finished first. But, the real challenge was getting all nine teammates to complete a hundred-block dash first. Almost all the Screaming Zombies ate way too much pie, and they couldn't finish the race. The Killer Creepers won for once, and much to Jamey's delight, the Screaming Zombies voted off Haylee. What crazy challenge will the mobs do today? Find out right now, on Total Drama Minecraft Returns!" Herobrine said.

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Killer Creepers (9): Ory, Wooly, Cluck, Ech, Stella, Wilbur, Sherry, Jack, Pola

Screaming Zombies (8): Jamey, Kain, Moolissa, Jesse, Chloe, Cocoa, Colton, Lloyd

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KC

Yelling was heard from the other side of the wall. Jack groaned in his bed.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Wilbur asked with a yawn. "To yell at someone for assuming their gender."

Wooly chuckled a little, his face in his pillow. It was still early morning, but Cluck had woken everyone up.

Ech was silent in his bed, staring at the ceiling.

An odd rumbling noise was suddenly heard. Jack and Wooly lifted their heads up and looked around, confused.

"Oh boy. That pie from yesterday is still disagreeing with me," Wilbur said. He got to his feet and ran towards the door.

But when he tried opening it, the door didn't budge.

"Huh. That's knobby," Wilbur said half-heartedly. "It won't open."

"What?" Jack asked. He stood up and walked over, and tried opening the door. It still didn't move.

"Maybe it's a pull door," Wooly suggested from his bed, even though they all knew it wasn't a pull door.

Jack tried pulling on it anyway, with no result.

"Have I ever told you you're adoorable?" Wilbur asked Jack.

"Ew," Jack replied, and he walked back to his bed. "Who do you think locked us in?"

"Probably Herobrine," Ech spoke up.

"Oh hi, Ech," Wooly said. "Forgot you were on this team."

Ech sighed.

"So, uh...my stomach is having problems, but I can't get to the outhouse," Wilbur said. "What do I do?"

Jack shrugged. "Hold it in. If we're trapped in here, I don't want it smelling like pig poop."

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KC

"Do you remember the form we had to fill out to sign up for this show?" Cluck asked the girls' cabin. It was early morning, but she was already awake.

"Yes," Sherry answered. Ory groaned an affirmative. Stella and Pola did not answer.

"Well guess what the first question was?!" Cluck asked.

Ory grumbled something into her pillow.

"What was that?" Cluck asked.

"'What is your gender?'" Ory said after lifting her head.

"Correct! And the only two options were 'male' and 'female'!" Cluck exclaimed.