Cheesy/dirty pickup line

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Simon~ There are 8 planets in this universe, but only 7 when I destroy Uranus

JJ~ Hey, are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world

Ethan~ There's only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name

Tobi~ Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile

Josh~ I was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on

Vik~ I think you're suffering a lack of vitamin me

Harry~ I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you

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