Your mom is so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction!
Your mom is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses!
Your mom is so fat that Yoda can't even lift her with the force!
Yo mamma so fat, her picture's heavy!
Your mother is so fat, they tried to recored it in the world record book but it wouldnt fit on the page!
The blue whale was the biggest mammal on earth... Then your mom was born.
Your mom is so fat that everytime she goes swimming, she wipes florida off the map!
Your mom is so fat, she broke the family tree.
Your mom is so fat, it took Nation Wide three years to get on her side.
Your mom is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Your mom is so fat, Dora can't even explore her!
(More Jokes Soon!)
