When Simone arrived at perkins, she was starving. She couldnt think of anything but pies.
She had seen a homeless man earlier and wanted to give him a highfive. But simone doesnt do high fives.
Maybe on the butt she did. But only if a smoking hot guy and her were naked and wanted to do the intercourse.
When she walked in, the bell jingled. A sound she hated. Walking up to the front desk simone quickly pulled out a wedgie that had made its way into her asscrack since 1985. Finally. My butt can breathe.
"Hello, welcome to perkins- WHAT The fuckkK!"
Hsoly shit. Simone had met him again.
