Why Do You Run?

Better Luck Next Time

The Next Day

Alexis's POV

School was strange, no one, I mean no one talked about Transformers or called me Ironhide, I looked on the internet for them then my eyes widen seeing NOTHING of Transformers is there!

I tried pinching myself but I yelp and rubbed where I pinched, "Alexis, why are you pinching yourself?" Danny asks when I had pinched myself for the hundredth time only to yelp in pain, "I don't know, everyone at school didn't talk about Transformers or called me Ironhide!" I say throwing my arms up in the air walking around the closed store, Danny looks at me weird, "Ironhide? Transformers? What in the world are those?" He asks looking at me funny, I know I'm in a dream or I'm dead. Let me tell you something Danny knows and loves Transformers, he can name every Autobot and Decepticon in every Transformers series! I tell ya this guy had a lot of free time in his childhood.

"W..what?" I ask shocked, "What are Transformers?" He asks curiously, leaning over the wooden bar of the store, I look at him, my fingers and hand twitches with the nerve to bitch slap him, "Stop fucking with me Danny! I know you know what I'm talking about!" I snap grabbing the collar of his shirt and pulling him halfway across the bar, he looks at me shocked while my face is in his, "God dammit Danny! Say one thing about Transformers!" I plead, "Say something about Ironhide, Bumblebee, Optimus, Ratchet, Jazz, Sideswipe, Dino, Que, Wheelie and Brains, hell talk about those two dumb-asses MudFlap and Skids I don't care just talk!" I cry, I let go of his shirt, "Hon, how about you take a nice stroll through the park, maybe that will calm you down," he soothes hugging me, I sob into his chest, he holds me whispering soft things to me, soon my tears are dry.

I scoff to myself then walk up the stairs and grabbing my bag and some money and my pistol I carry around. I walk back downstairs and leave the store bumping into something hard making me fall, did I hit a brick wall?! I rub my head and then a hand is put in front of me, I let my eyes trail up the arm and see it's the most sexiest man I have ever seen in my life!

He has black charcoal hair, amazing blue eyes that looked like they glowed, this man is ripped! He has a black shirt with dark blue jeans that have a Jack Daniels belt buckle, he has black cowboy boots and a sexy look on his amazing as hell face!

I take his hand and he pulls me up, "Watch where your going," he growls, I remove my hand from his, "How about you watch where your going you punk ass!" I sneer, the 2 men behind him take a small step back, the man that helped me up looks like he's about to blowup.

"Whatever," I scoff then walk away, that man looks SO pissed I could practically see the steam coming from his ears, I smirk to myself and shove my hands in my pocket.

Soon I find myself at the park sitting on my favorite bench, I see a few kids from school playing ball in the same spot where they played Transformers, I sigh actually missing the nickname Ironhide, "Hey Ironhide!" I hear my friend Tyler call, I look at the black hair brown eyes teen walking my way, I run over to him, I jump up and hug him tightly, "Wait!" I say pulling back from the hug, "Why did you call me Ironhide?" I whisper, then I see the man I bumped into standing near a tree leaning against it, then I see a black spot on his neck, I squint my eyes looking closer, I gasp seeing what it was.....the Autobot symbol!

I look at the man in shock, I had to put this together like a puzzle..... OH MY GOD! That's....that's..... That's IRONHIDE!!! THE REAL TRIGGER HAPPY GRUMP THE WEAPON SPECIALIST FOR THE AUTOBOTS!!

I squeal then grab Tyler by the hand and run off into the woods that were close to the park, "Where are we going Alexis?" He asks worried, "Hiding!" I yell seeing Ironhide running after us, "Holy SHIT!" He yelps, after running for what feels like miles me and Tyler stop running, "Was it just me or did that man look like Ironhide's Holoform from the internet?" Tyler whispers breathlessly, I nod, "THAT IS! We're in a different dimension where the Autobots and Decepticons roam in secret!" I scream, "We need to leave before things get dirty!" Tyler says, "They already have," I hear a familiar voice grunt, me and Tyler turn seeing Ironhide leaning against the tree, still in his human form! God he's hot!

"Hey buddy! We were just leaving!" I say then me and Tyler take off, after running for awhile we made it out of the woods right into town, me and Tyler both are breathing heavily while we ran through the streets, bumping into people and pushing them, we jumped over obstacles that were in our way and ran toward Danny's store.

We finally made it to Danny's store, I open the back door and run in locking that door, Tyler locks the front door and then we both run upstairs to my room, we both grab book bags and start packing, then Tyler hides in the closet while I hide under my bed, then we both hear a knock on the door, "Come on you two! Don't make me get the others!" I hear Ironhide yell, I squeak when he pounds on the door harder.

I am shaking with fear, "This dude could be Ironhide! The one that could gut me with his own two hands! The one that could shoot me with his sexy as hell cannons! He could step on me with his foot! There are so many things he could do to me-!" I say panicked but Tyler, being the dirty minded kid he is, smarts off and says: "I bet you'd like it~" I could almost hear his wink.

"That's gross!" I scream, "Ugh, thank you," I hear a voice grunt, me and Tyler freeze, "Come on out!" He snaps, me and Tyler don't move a muscle, "Do you two want to know how heavy a human is?- oh Primus I said heavy~" I hear Ironhide tease, my eyes widen, smart little shit is tryin to get Tyler to laugh because Tyler has a dirty mind!

Please don't laugh Ty! Please don't laugh! Please don't laugh Ty-!

My luck just backfired on me......

You guessed it Tyler laughed, very loudly I might add, Ironhide moves away from my bed and I take my chance to crawl out and run, Ironhide must have been the only Autobot there because I wasn't stopped, I opened my door and locked it then I grabbed mine and Tyler's bag, since Tyler managed to escape.

Once we were out of my house, we stopped and cab and ordered for it to take us to the train station, the cab driver drives off leaving Slow Poke Ironhide in the dust, me and Tyler high five one another breathlessly, that's the last we've seen of Iron-ass.

Once to the train station we pay the driver and get two tickets to California, then we see Iron-ass along with some others, he spots us!

"Stop those two kids!" Ironhide orders to the other men pointing at us, "Fuck!" Tyler yells, we run towards the train we're suppose to get on, once on the train the doors close and the train leaves.

I see Ironhide through the window and flip him off!

Better Luck Next Time Asshole!
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AN: I apologize for all the cussing this book may have. If you are not comfortable with the cussing then please tell me in the comments!

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