"Boopa Dopp, It's Shmacky here bringing you another game of fucking Overwatch!!!!!" Shy screamed, my ears almost bursting at the impact.
"infernum sanguinum, Are you trying to burst my ear drum?" I spoke, giggeling slightly as i clicked on the competitive match.
"Maybe, why? Do you plan on going def? If so ring 6666-666-666!" She giggled, the team showing up.
"Should we go teamspeak? I think so!" I smiled, going into options and putting on teamspeak. "Howdy partners" I spoke, Shy just continually yelling into her mic.
"Somebody shut the chick u-" "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SHMACKY HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS FRIEND ME PLEASE!!" A voice interupted a girl, both being girls. Shy laughed, making me giggle.
"Whaat" She spoke, before the sound of her throwing her key board was heard. Shy's character, Roadhog, walked over to hers, Mercy, and then waved.
"Wait is that a fucking bastion? OH MY GOD FUCK YEAH!!" She screamed as the person who first spoke went bastion.
"Shmack, Is Aussie with you?" I giggled, walking over to the Widowmaker before waving. "Hi ho, silly shmo" She gasped, sending a friend request, to which i didnt answer.
"Okay, so, why do people call you Aussie if you're Roman?" A voice asked, I turned the junkrat to the Mcree.
"Because, i play Junkrat as my main, so people called me Aussie cause i only play junkrat!" I smiled, not that my fans could see that.
I went to look at everyone's names, because the game had 5 minuets till start and Shy and i were planning on being unmerciful cunts.
Mcree was Donatanid14, i'm gonna say Dona. Widow was nailshmak, Bastion was Boppa Doop. And the Mercy was ladyladyladylike.
"Okay, Mcree, you're Dona, Wido is Smack, Bastion is Boop, Mercy is Lady. Got it? And i'm guessing you know us?" I spoke swinging in my chair as i looked at the openents.
"Yes, whoever doesnt is a cunt" A voice spoke, causing Shy to gasp and make smacking noises towards Boop.
"Yeah, anyway, we plan on killing everyone, we need Mercy to stay alive, we might need someone to go either Reinhart or Torbjorn cause we need another tank. Keep bastion, Widow and Mcree, we'll see how it goes, unless one of you wanna switch or something... or both of you that's cool too" I laughed, the chat showing them both change.
Mcree went Torbjorn, Widow went Reinhart. We all quickly sat on the payload, Bastion walking behind, Shy on top, behind Reinhart wo had their sheild up. Torbjorn had put a turret on, which Shy was sitting on, and i was up in to top parts of the map.
"Oh shit, we've got a reaper, Shy" She stoood up and we continued to all get triggered whenever the reaper came near.
In the end we eneded up winning, and as we pushed the payload we had a symettra. And a Zen, Mercy rezzed,got POTG.
"WHAT!? Quid in irrumabo, et corona mea et ego accepi a quintuplicatam occidere canis III rez ad populum stupri in stercore payload irrumabo!" I spoke, breathing heavy as it showed her Rezzing 3 people and then one of the killing Shy and Me.
"SHE'S NOT EVEN ON OUR TEAM!!" I yelled, shy saying goodbye to everyone as we went into quick play.
After about an hour of recording we cam across some very cool players, but of course our team one and they got butthurt. Muselk and Tyrodin, yep those fuckers.
(CHAPTERS MIGHT BE 2-3 DAYS APART OKAY CAUSE IM A YOUNGIN. FIRST CHAPTER IS SHORT OKAY I'M SORRY)
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My Roman Girl 《Bazza Gazza》
Fanfic"Wait, wtf, was that latin?!" Bazza's single, has been for a while now, been waiting to meet someone special. He never knew she'd be the right hand man of Roadhog.
