My Roman Girl 《Bazza Gazza》

" J u s t W i t h B a z z a G a z z a "

I clicked on Overwatch, taking a dip of water as i went into my skins. I checked over a few, clicking onto my new mercy skin i just got.

"I'd like to think i'm a preety good pocket healer!" I smirked, equiping the weirdass Devil skin to my mercy before Noticing Bazza started playing.

I went to friends and invited him to my group, he joined a few seconds after.

"Ello old chap" i smiled, not that he could see it. "Hey, you recording?" He asked, his voice a little scratchy.

"Nah, i needed to recover from the drunken vid, but i'm thinking of player a few rounds as Mercy. Wanna go soldier? I'll be a pocket healer."

"Hnnng, yeah sure. I'm not gonna bother recording. Anyways so, i watched a few of your videos right, and your intros are actually so cool."

I groaned, covering my blushing face from no one. "Nooo, it's weird when i say it." He gasped, an 'ooo' emiting from my headset.

"Say it! Pleasse?"  "No bazz"  "Please?"  "I said nope"  "but i'm siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick" He coughed, me being me, tried to ask if he was okay, but he fell into another coughing fit.

"Oh gahd, okay, uhmmm fine. Ugh, i'm usually on mute when i do this though so you cant talk." I didnt hear anything, so i took a deep breath before speaking.

"Tua est quid? That's Latin for What's Up Gladiators? It's the Junior Warrior, smashing in at a 12k fans! Oh, and she's done the intro! Today i'm here with... Bazza Gazza Lazza Shmazza Frazza Dazza Mazza Cazza"

I smiled, not showing anything.

"So kawaii desu." I giggled, covering my mouth immediately. "I think people are saying you're the new Oasis, with your fucking giggle. I'm cured"

"Who?" I asked, taking a sip of the non acholic bluebarry milkshake.

"Oh my god, you haven't played with Oasis or Shenpai! We need to have a day like that, have you ever recorded with anyone else?"

"Uhm, yeah, i record Skydoesminecraft sometimes, but after he stopped it was just Shmacky and me. I dont really do face cam and all that"

I loaded into a game Bazza's character loading next to mine. I clicked Mercy, he showed up as Soldier.

"So, what's your favourite colour?" He asked, the soldier walking over to me as we played on the map 'Hollywood'

"Ah, i'd have to go with... yellow or red. Yours?" I spoke, following him around. I saw someone ask for heals and i typed into the chat 'pocket healer sos'

"I dunno, green. Best colour ever." My eyes widened as he spoke. My eyes are green. Shut up me, he's never seen you before. I let myself fight with me before i went back to playing.

"Favourite game?"  "Oh, uh, it's gotta be Gmod." Bazza replied, obviously feeling akward. "What's your steam?".

He gave it to me and i quickly sent a request, to which he said he'd accept later. "My favourite game has to be... tf2, or overwatch. I play Pryo on tf2 cause he's the fucking bestest."

"Oh my god really? That's adorable" He coughed, his character killing a Widowmaker before a roadhog came around.

"Run Baz" I laughed, watching as he turned around before his character got hooked. He screamed out, and i sat there laughing as the Roadhog t-bagged him. I became friends with the hog, to which he was upset about.

"What? No you can't! He just killed me and you're my pocket healer!" He yelled, causing me to laugh even harder.

"This is a fucking outrage!" He yelled, helix jumping from a building anto another. I flew up to him, using the sitting emote before laughing again.

"I'm gonna fly to you, and then like, murder you." He stated, to which i just chuckled at. We played a bit more as soldier and mercy.

I smiled, cancelling out of the game as we won again, before then going into a game with Baz, Me and a stranger.

"Yeah, okay i'm going either Junkrat orrrrrrr, oooo" I clicked on Sombra, loading into the game as Baz went Soldier 76 again.

We ended up loosing because they had a roadhog which slaughtered our entire team of Sombra, Soldier and Ana.

"You suck" was written by the other team, and Bazza got triggered.

"You, you freaking, i didnt, they only won because of roadhog, we killed the other teammates! They suck!"

"Yeah Baz, you tell 'em"

"Yeah, i'll tell 'em"

"You're a fucking weirdo" i commented, switching him to team leader. He just chuckled, my words not phasing him.