Holy guacamole!

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☆hi so this is in my other book but I'm the author here :^)

Hi my name is avocado.
Yeah my dead parents name me that and their names are Kylie Jenner and Vic Fuentes my mom is a model and my dad is in a band.
I'm 16 year old girl that has honey brown hair ,blue sea orbz, and a small figure but I'm still ugly.
One day when I arrived to school my bullies kick drop me on the ground making my weave get mixed up.
"Oh look you have fallen" said one of them that sounded like baymax popping the 'p'.
They were Taylor swift, Rey, Cinderella, Harry styler, and their leader Iggy azeala.
I wanted to cry and die because they make me feel useless so I ran to the bathroom.
All of sudden one direction comes and performs the song "little things" because why not?
I walked off to class -sigh- after lewis told me I'm bootyful.
My teacher Katay perray was too busy drooling over the hot guy of the class my crush
Tadashi Hamada.
But Iggy was dating him because she's so perfect while I'm ugly and stupid even though I look like honey lemon and get good grades.
All of sudden the classroom was shot with some blaster. Out comes Kylo Ren with storm troopers. He points to me and says "I am your real father avocado I come to get you for you could join the dark side with me"
He's super hot too bad he's my dad I would f!ck him.
"Uuuummm no" I say while I take his lightsaber and kill him.
The end

I think I triggered multiple fandom

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