☆school starts tomorrow yoikes ;^(
I was at Starbucks waiting in line for my mocha latte(idk what the fudge I'm saying because I don't drink Starbucks sorry I'm not a big fan of coffee) and I got slapped in the butt!! I gasped loudly and turned around to see hairy styler smirking at me like some crazy person. "I love you amber even though I don't know you please marry me?" Hairy asked. Why the fuck not?
We got married here at Starbucks and some priest pop out of nowhere because that's how stories are. "Hairy styler do you take amber cross as your wife?"
He look away. "No I hate you amber!" And socked me in the face really hard that I was bleeding more than my period. But I still love him he's my everything.
I walked ran into the street crying but then a car ran me over. Coma
☆this was shit like my grades :^)
YOU ARE READING
What Are You Doing
HumorIn my head there's a bunch of scenarios happening so I'm just going to type them down here♢
