Another Book of Random

Boredom strikes again

Have some random shorts with a bunch of characters from my many fandoms.

BB: Okay, so I've realized that this squad has eight people. Only three are straight. Not that I have a problem with it or anything it's just I realized this and I was like "Well then okay"

Blam: Okay good because I'd probs have to dismantle you if you did have a problem.

Penguin: Blam no-

Baby: WAVE THAT RAINBOW FLAG WOOT

Minireenas/Bidybabs: *clinging to Puppet*

Puppet: deAR GOD SOMEBODY SAVE ME-

Flowey: I could kill everyone you love!

Echo: But I love you

Flowey: ... *flustered flower screeching*

Matt: I SHIP IT

Chica: SAME

Oddsock: When do you people calm down

Puppet: Okay, everyone here is okay in my book. Except you Springtrap you can die in a hole.

Springtrap: ;-;

Sans: harsh much? Gee.

Golden Freddy: Puppet I WILL slap you.

Mike: Who the hell even are you?!

Flowey: You're best friend-

Frisk: *spritzes Flowey with water* Bad

Flowey: *screeching* stOP-

Ballora: ...

Tina: ...

Ballora: ...

Tina: ...

Zach: What are they doing o-o

Funtime Freddy: I have no idea.

Tina: ...You look pretty .w.

Ballora: You're kinda cute for a human. 

(THEY'RE JUST FRIENDLY COMPLIMENTS-)

Mia/Baby: ...

Mia/Baby: *jealousy intensifies*

Bill: I AM A BEING OF PURE ENERGY WITH NO WEAKNESS!

Baby: ...

Baby: You look like a very classy cool ranch dorito.

Bill: Wha-

Blam: DORITO DEMON

Bill: ...

Chara: DEFEAT IT WITH THE POWER OF MOUNTAIN DEW! *throws a can of Mountain Dew at Bill. Can goes right back out the other side*

Bill: Are you serious.

Lolbit: DANK MEMES AWAY! *throws the Exotic Butters at Bill. It's the same case as the can.*

Bill: wiLL YOU STOP-

Davis: okay, so there are two golden bear-golden bunny couples. Okay then.

Baby: Correction- One couple and one ALMOST couple.

Plushtrap: baBY SHUT UP-

Plushbear (Fredbear Plush): .//////.

Afton: ...

Springtrap: ... hoW-

Puppet: *running at Afton with an axe* kiiiiIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!

Frisk: NO STOP, MERCY *pounces on Puppet*

Puppet: *falls* sh*T-

Chara: This is all chaos and confusing and I LOVE IT

Baby: SAME

Foxy: YARRR

Undyne: NGHAAA

Foxy: My battle cry is better

Undyne: Hell no, mine is better!

Foxy: FITE ME

Undyne: I WILL

Bonnie/Alphys: THERE WILL BE NO FIGHTING CALM DOWN PLZ

Baby: GUYS!

Everyone: ?

Video out of nowhere: HIGH KICKS HIGH KICKS THIS IS HOW WE DOOOO IT-

*Pretty much Baby, Zach, Tord and Toy Bonnie are now sing along to that song.

Ballora: Oh my god

Shaffy (Shadow Freddy): We have to deal with this daILY

Shabby (Shadow Bonnie): It's exhausting.

Flowey: You have NO idea.

Tom: I think we do 

Tord: I've killed a man

Baby: Pff, I've killed a child.

Afton: I've killed many children. (Pretty sure Afton is Purple Guy idk)

Chara: I've forced someone to kill an entire race.

Tord: ...

Baby: ...

Afton: ...

Chara: ...

Baby: How bad did it hurt you?

Chara: Very badly mentally.

Tord: ... Are you okay?

Chara: no ;v;

Funtime Freddy: I CAN DANCE *tries to dance* *trips*

Sans: Mmm what'cha sayyyy

Carol: Au's are crazy sometimes. 

Edd: How so?

Carol: In one of our Au's we're all just wanting to f*ck all the time.

Edd: ... oh

Carol: Yeah and that's not even the worst of it.

GLaDOS: You all are insane.

Chara: You're a sadist.

GLaDOS: ...True.

Baby: How gay can someone be?

Admin C: Very gay.

Bon-Bon: Who are you

Admin C: No-one and everyone.

Everyone: o-o