I haven't updated it in forever cx

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Me~ Hey guys.

Sammy~ The poor girly has been through so much since she last updated, *pats my head*

Me~ *hisses and goes in a corner*

Samy~ *sighs* She's been acting like this, only school, and Silence can get her out of this... Also her Mom...

Liu~ ANYWAYS! FIRST QUESTION!

Sammy~ Short question from laughingjill she shays~

Where's laughing jack?

LJ~ I'm here.

Me~ YOU ROTTEN BANANA ON MOLDY TOAST!

Everyone~ *gasps*

Sammy~ Echo *BLANK* Patience! Don't use that language!

Me~ Fuck you.

Sammy~ Better.

Ben~ Sammy's making me read this, from Welcoming_Insanity .

*grabs Ben's hand* Let's get out of here.

Ben~ My family! I can't leave them! *reaches out to everyone*

Everyone~ *backs up*

Me~ HAVE FUN! *pushes him towards you with a packed suitcase, a water bottle ((because I'm cruel cx)) and his pet chicken chica*

Ben~ *walks outside*

Jeff~ From some chick-

Jess~ NOPE! Use girl.

Jeff~ *sighs* Fine. SOme girl named Guinea11 ish ashking meh queshtions. (is asking me questions)

Jeff, how did you find Smiledog?

JefF~ Well, I was in the forest and I saw him and I'm like 'Holy shiet! A friend!' and then he's all like 'Bark!' And then we became friends. 

Smiledog~ *sits on Jeff's lap*

Jess~ Smiledog doesn't like me though. 

Jeff~ Probably because everytime you're in a bad mood he tries to like you, and when you're in a good mood he doesn't like you.

Smiledog~ *nods*

Jess~ SHUUUTTT UPPPP!!! *smacks a biatch*

Liu~ *Gets slapped* OW!

((cx GO JESS! YOU GO GUUUURRRRLLL!! \(-.-)z ))

Jess~ BITCHES. AIN'T. SHIT! (reference.)

Jack~ Hey, Sammy's making me say this.

Sammy~ Yeah.

Liu~ Why are you guys 'close?'

Sammy~ BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKED ME BECAUSE I'M NOT A KLLER.

Liu~ ...

Jack~ I like kidnies.

Sammy~ Read the question.

Jack~ From de fabulicious JaqiMcRoberts she be saying~

Hi I'm Jaqi or (hopefully) Genocide Jaqi and I was wondering if maybe E.J would go out with me and don't worry I'm not a Daniel so don't worry but seriously wat the heck is wrong with them

Jack~...

Everybody~ OOH~!

Sammy~ What's wrong with Daniel?

Liu~ Yeah? 

Jack~ She then added,

I didn't mean Daniel I meant fangirl I hate autocorrect

Sammy~ You should date her.

Me~ I ship it.

Liu~ Go out with her.

Everybody~ DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. *chants*

Jack~ I DON'T KNOW THE CHICK! Otherwise, I'd be okay with it, I am single.

Sammy~ Yeah, you're totally lonely.

Jack~ YOU'RE 12 AND YU'RE DATING A 14 YEAR OLD!

Sammy~ Who gives a fawk?

Liu~ That's all the questions. ._.

Me~ AWWWW! Dat's not cool.

Slendy~ *appears from the shadows* GO TO THE CORNER! 

Me~ *screams and runs to the corner*

Liu~... That's all.

Me~ *crying*

Sammy~ Bue guys.

Me~ *cries louder*

Jeff~ SHUT UP!

Jess~ BYE GUYS!

DIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, BUT I FEEL FINE~!

THE END...

OR IS IT?

(Could you guys please start PMing me questions?)

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 17, 2014 ⏰

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