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Ok, sorry people I was kind of annoyed with this weird glitch/spam thing, I don't know what's up with it. Also I had to deal with my berfday and getting presents (sorry, I like to brag. It's in my blood.) o sorry, for unanswered questions, I know I was taking a long time! Here ya go!

Me~ Ok, I was gone for a little bit because of a sleep over! Good news is i got a doll!

Hoodie~ psh, so girly!

Me~ It was a killer! No judging!

Hoodie~ Fine!

Sammy~ First question from BemtoOt25 she says like a bunch of times, SPAM she's lucky to have her very supportive family and best friend :)))) does she notice that the smiley face has three chins...?

Me~ well, that's weird!

Liu~ next question from awhile ago (not the name) GraceTheKiller321 she says To Ben, Who do you hate most in the group, and how tall are you? I'm 10 and 5'3 ish, (: and 5'3 0 she ALSO says Jeff: Weapon of choice besides you knife? Benjamin: What if i told you you could possibley have more fangirls than Jeffery? Liu: YOUR DEAD. JEFF KILLED YOU YEARS AGO. WHEN HE WAS 12. GO BACK TO YOUR GRAVE. BTW, are you older, younger or the same age as Jeff?

Ben~ I dunno around 4'5, it's not my fault I'm short! I'm an elf!

jeff~ I always thought an axe would be cool.

Ben~ if you're taling to me that would be awesome!

Liu~ it is you're and Jeff was 13 and also, sense you were being abnoxious and in my mind A TOTAL- 

Sammy~ *covers Liu's mouth with hand* do not cuss, it'll be bad, and stop licking my hand! *uncovers mouth*

Liu~ I CAN BREATH! oh ya! Sense you were being mean i won't tell you. 

Sammy~ better. next one from Skullstar02 Potato Jeff: here's a truckful of potatoes. jack: here's some kidneys. Masky: year's supply of cheesecake. Ben: three baby chicks! jeff: here's a new set of knives. Now that I gave you gifts, can you PLEASE protect me from Offender??

P.J.~ *le gasp!* so...many... *jumps in the truck*

Jack~ Some? SOME?? he gets a truck and I get SOME!? Oh well! *starts eating*

Me~ you shouldn't do that to Masky he gets a little-

Masky~ CHEESECAKE!!! *runs to the cheesecake*

Ben~ what kind? Oh I see what you mean! They're adorable!!

Jeff~ there's the one and only, you can't replace this *holds up knife*

Offender~ what about me? You're scared of me and yet you don't try to bribe me! besides Echo would do unmentional things to me if I hurt people who read her stories. *twitches*

Me~ That's right b!tches! If ANY of you hurt my followers or people that read my stories you will die!

Sammy~ o...k then, next one from killthesky she says Eyeless Jack im yo lil sis hey ben wanna have a sleep over and jeff im gonna be a girl version of u for haloween and she ALSO says And bro r kidneys good

Eyeless Jack~ I don't remember having a little sister...?

Ben~ YESH!!! When? Will there be chickens? i'll get packed! *runs to his room*

Jeff~ why would you dress up as a girl version of me? Do you mean genderbend? Those are annoying!

Jess~ I'm NOT a genderbend of you. I wear a red dress and high heel black boots!

Jeff~ yet even with your boots you're not as tall as me!

jess~ *growls* shut. up.

jack~ why would I eat kidneys if they weren't awesome in your mouth! They are like rainbows invading your mouth with a million herds of quadricorns roaming your mouth and then turning into pegasus' flying!

Everyone~ *stares at Jack*

Jack~ what? they're awesome!

Me~ My own question! Jeff: is it REALLY annoying when you're taking a shower and then soup gets in your eyes?

Jeff~ why are you thinking that, and yes.

Me~ I saw this picture where Slendy was taking a long time in the shower and there was Ben, sally, you, then Jack and all of you- except jack- looked really annoyed!

Jeff~ well, he does take a long time taking showers.

Slendy~ That's all because the kids are now fighting!

Me~ *puts jeff in a head lock* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SMILEY RETARD!?!?!?

Jeff~ YOU DID NOT JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID!

Me~ YOU WANT ME TO REPEAT IT YOU SMILEY REATARD!?

Jeff~ WHY NOT YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU GO TO SLEEP!?

Me~ *pulls out knife* I GOT YOU IN A HEAD LOCK, YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SUFFACATE TO DEATH? IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO DIE?

Slendy~ all this because, well... they just like fighting. bye! Let's see who wins OR will they both fail!?

Jeff and I~ SHUT UP SLENDY!

Slendy~ gotago!

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