Megalovin' (Sans x reader)

Dating?

hi guys. I guess ill update this and other stories later.

napstablook: and I thought I was depressed.

Yeah I guess....

Mettaton: *gasps and hugs author* He really needs a mettaton make over!!!

No I d-

Mettaton: YES YOU DO DARLING!!!!

Sans: welp I'm a write this part now. There are going to be so many puns.

*being dragged away by mettaton* NO PUNS!!!

Sans: damn....*whispers* maybe some puns. Hehehe.
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Sans pov
What the hell did I just say?! Why did I do that I can't believe what I did?! Ugh now she will never love me! I will be forever bonely (pun #1 hehehe). I was dragged out of my thoughts when I felt a pair of lips on my teeth. (Sans: why do you fangirls/boys want to kiss me? I FRICKEN HAVE NO LIPS?!) My eye sockets widen even more then they already are. When I finally get back to reality. I found out she just kissed me.....wow welp I guess I now have 207 bones (pun #2 *wiggles non-existant eyebrows*). She looks at me with loving eyes. And says, "Sans...I feel the same way you do...to be honest...I was hoping you felt the same way. But I always thought you and grillby or you and Frisk had a thing so I never said anything." I look at her. "No...they both knew that I loved you. And they both understood. Though Frisk was a bit Frisky (pun #3 man I'm on fire!). Gladly Grillby didn't get hot-headed over it. (Pun #4 woooow)." I could hear her giggling over the puns I made. Man her laugh makes me smile wider then I do. "Sans..I love you"

"I love you to Y/n"

Author sans pov (hehehe)

So you and Sans (me) went to sleep in the same bed. Ooooh get it me! But ya didn't do no Frick-a-fracking sadly. But the next day Sans asked. "So...are we a couple?" You smiled which was cute. "Yeah we are dating Sansy~" Ya smile and then both you and sans have breakfast.

Y/n pov
I can't believe it! Finally me and sans are a thing!!! I'm so happy! I've never been this happy in my whole life!!! I love him so much and this is like a dream!......wait.....is it....I really hope not. I mean it seems real. I really hope I'm not dreaming....soon night comes and me and sans talked, snuggled, and watched movies all day. I loved it. Until I went to bed....me and sans went to sleep snuggling each other....but I didn't dream and I know what that means......

I wake up....I can hear beeping....I look over and see Mettaton and Papyrus with sans sleeping in chairs.....I'm in a hospital bed....I speak "w-what happened...." Sans was the only one that woke up. "Y/n! Guys she's awake!" Both Papyrus and Mettaton wake up. "Y/n darling your ok thank asgore!" "Y/n do you remember anything?" Papyrus asks. I answer with a shake of my head saying "No....what happened?" Mettaton says "W-Well when you asked for my help in getting the attention of a certain skeleton...I bumped you but when you fell you missed sans completely and bashed your head into the table darling...you've been passed out for about 2 days now" I knew it....it was all a dream. But I guess sans know. "Sans was the first one to go to you he thought you where dead! He was yelling at everyone! Then he yelled 'I-" sans cuts off Papyrus. "Pap I really think we need to let her rest" Papyrus looks at sans confused. "She was asleep for two days sans she will be fine. Anyway he started to yell 'I LOVE YOU Y/N PLEASE DON'T DIE! I NEED YOU!' then he kisses you." I look over at sans answer his face was a bright blue. And I smile. "I love you too sansy~" he looks at me and smiles. Maybe it wasn't a dream after all. I mean me and sans both feel the same way towards each other. So maybe we will end up dating. Who knows. But I truly hope that we do.
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Sans: I did good.

I guess it's pretty good.

Sans: Admit it! I rock at writing!

Flowey: YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU CONDIMENT EATING ASSHOLE!!!

Sans: wanna have a bad time flower?

Flowey: .....I mean...you are very good.

Haha Flowey was scared.

Flowey: -3-

Mettaton: AUTHOR COME HERE YOU AREN'T DONE YET!!!

....help me...

Sans: nah

*inhuman screams can be heard as mettaton drags author away*

Sans: welp hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Bye