Ok, so today I was talking to my friends on Skype, we were all like telling random stories yelling wheezy and unicorn muffies are da best, so pretty normal day right? Well nurp. One of my friends who I'll call Jellyfish, (his nickname irl) was asking me if I could tell him what happened in 1st grade, and I was like "Wut?" and he said ya know about the ------ thing. (other "friend") So let me break it down, my "friend" ------- was using me to get me to get revenge on someone else, my actual friend, Dog. ( another weird nickname I made up.) So I was like bro wut are these lies? And he told me that ------ was using me, and that very same day... he came over to my house so while he was watching (dog, not ------) I grabbed a doll and a knife, named the doll ------ and stabbed it. Repeatedly for like 20 minutes, while my friend was watching and for a good 5 minutes he stood there in complete fear. The worst part was after, I kept laughing, and I laugh like a psychopath who just murdered someone.
Moral of the story: don't make me mad, just don't.
Also going on a bit of an unrelated topic, why does Wattpad require like a chapter to be at least a minute??
I write shorter chapters than most other books since this is a journal-ish thingy, so this is really annoying. Anywho gotta go, love y'all,
Bye!!! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪Peace out! ✌🏻✌🏼✌🏽✌🏾✌🏿
~Jace/KitKat

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