27. Group Chat Chronicles: Announcements

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🚬HerbMan😂: On January 7th 2017, we received the resignation notice of Pastor Karl-Anthony Towns. Stated in his resignation letter, we could no longer be the pastor of the congregation because he was and I quote "A Lil' 7'0 Pussy Ass Bitch". He will be truly missed and Karl you are still welcomed to your congregation.

Snitch Bitch👀🔫: That was beautiful 😭👏 #WeMissYouKarlAnthony.

PuertoRican STD😈: We enjoyed your teachings.

WavePapi💦👅: ^ Y'all wasn't the ones saying he is a fruad? 👀

Short Stop😔: LOL. 😂

Shorty is a Melody😍: He was such a good man. He let the tempations of the world(Booker, Russell even Oubre) get to him. Such a shame.

BabyBoyJah💙: Why y'all making him sound like he was a Saint? 😂😂 I know you guys were day at draft night.

The6ixGod2.0: 👀 I'm just waiting for the other announcement. 😂😂😂

TheGrind💪: I agree with Okafor. He was never holy. Shit the guy goes by Papi Karl 😂

🚬HerbMan😂: The true question is, who is truly holy in here?

SnitchBitch👀🔫: ME.

Shorty is a Melody😍: I just choked on air.

TheGrind💪: Man we all have a one way ticket to hell, but you and Booker going on first class with fast pass. 😂😂😂

PuertoRican STD😈: Not even going to lie.

WavePapi💦👅: Guys. I miss Karl.

Dominicano🍆: I'm still here nigga. 😐 Y'all acting like I'm dead or something.

The6ixGod2.0: Lol is Lashana wasn't riding Klay you probably would've been. 😂

Short Stop😔: TRUTH.

TheGrind💪: How the song Kam was singing again?

TheGrind💪: Oh. CHAMPION CHAMPION. CHAMPION. CHAMPION. CHAMPION CHAMPION. EVERYBODY KNOWS KLAY'S DICK IS A CHAMPION 💃

PuertoRican STD😈: 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 SPLASH BROTHER.

Snitch Bitch👀🔫: Karl Karl Karl *puts mic in his face* How does it feel to know that a light bright nigga who is known as Klay Thompson, fuck your girl (well now ex) better than you?

Shorty is a Melody😍: WHEN THE SAVAGE, THE HOE AND THE SNITCH ROAST YOU BACK TO BACK. HOW DO YOU FEEEEEEEELL 👀

BabyBoyJah💙: It is okay big man. Things are going to get better. 😂😂 Maybe.

WavePapi💦👅: Nah they wont. Trust me. They wont 😂😂😂

🚬HerbMan😂: You guys remembered that long piece Karl wrote about being loyal on when Ben fucked up? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

PuertoRican STD😈: HYPOCRITE. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The6ixGod2.0: Wait what?

Dominicano🍆: 😐 We really brining this up now.

Snitch Bitch👀🔫: You lucky I forgot. I would've brought it up when the girls were in here. 😂

Shorty is a Melody😍: Ofc you would've 😂😂😂

SnitchBitch👀🔫: You just fucked up man😂. First you a hypocrite, then your ex was riding CHAMPION dick, your snowbunny aint collect her check and dip yet?

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