Tubas

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Naricca: does anyone have a piano?
Jack Sparrow: I DO!!!
Naricca: can I drop it on Voldemorts head?
Naricca: PLEASE!!!!!
Jack Sparrow: sure
Naricca: YAY!!!
Voldemort: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter: Draco will pay for this
Naricca: YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: IF YOU DO I WILL TOUCHER YOU AND NOT KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter: huh?
Draco: does anyone have a tuba?
Bellatrix: yes we now have 992,433,399,999,887,472,976,479,541 tubas
Draco: cool thank you!
Harry Potter: where's baby Madie?
Draco: YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS WERE MY BABY AUNT IS!!!!!!!
Bellatrix: GO AWAY
Madie: ellaick!!
Bellatrix: oh hello Madie why are you in the tuba?
Madie: BAP!!
Draco: ok that makes sense
Harry Potter: you have no idea what she's saying
Draco: YES WE DO GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE BEFORE I TUBA YOU!!!!!!

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