[Levi One Shots]

[Never have I ever]

It was late at night when Hanji had finally gotten everyone to come to the dining hall. Everyone else wanted to sleep, but when Hanji promised to stop talking about titans for the next few days most people agreed. Once everyone had arrived and sat down, Hanji stood up and began to explain the game.
"So, were going to be playing never have I ever! The games pretty simple. We all take turns saying something we've done, if other people have done it to, they have to drink. Whoever's not fucked at the end of the night wins!"
"We know what never have I ever is." Levi said glaring at the table.
"Uh Hanji?" Armin said. "Most of us are to young to drink." Hanji walked over to Armin and looked him right in the eye.
"Armin could you maybe like, not be a pussy, like for a minute, kay thanks." Hanji sat back down while Armin glanced at the others confused. It was obvious that Hanji had started this drinking game a little early.
"Ugh, why am I heeeere," Levi groaned sliding down in his chair.
"Yeah why are you here?" Eren asked.
"She blackmailed me." Levi replied bitterly. Hanji grinned back.
"Ok, I'll start! Never have I ever licked a titan." Hanji drank and surprisingly so did Sasha.
"What? I was curious?" She said and shrugged.
"And moving on" Reiner said. "Never have I ever had sex with someone of the same gender." Everyone in the circle drank.
"Wow," Eren said slightly surprised. "Hey we should call ourselves the queer squad."
"I'm not doing that." Levi interrupted. "Anyway, never have I ever shaved my legs." Most of the girls drank, and turned there eyes questioningly towards Levi.
"What, it's uncleanly?" He said shrugging. Armin sat thinking for a minute before grinning and look towards Eren.
"Armin?" He said half worried half confused.
"Never have I ever had sexual fantasies about Levi."
"ARMIN WHY!?!" Eren yelled downing all of what was left in his cup.
"Its your fault for trusting m-"
"THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE!" Everyone started laughing and poor armin was rolling on the floor.
"Brat if you want me to fuck you you have to start showering more." Levi said surprisingly calm. Eren groaned, covering his face as be sunk under the table. Mikasa who was the only other person not laughing glared at Levi as though she was trying to cut his soul in half. Little did she know he was already dead inside.
Once everyone calmed down, Jean took his turn.
"Never have I ever-" Jean was interrupted by the door opening.
"Hey, what are you all doing up so late?" Erwin said walking over.
"Were playing never have I ever!" Hanji replied enthusiastically. "Do want to join us?"
"Yeah...I would rather fuck a titan." Erwin said walking away. "Wait, I've got one. Never have I ever not been a stripper." Of course everyone in the circle drank...except Levi.
"It was ONE TIME!" Levi yelled throwing his cup at Erwin, who caught it and broke it cause lets be honest that man is build like a god damn wall. Everyone tried to hold in there laughter, not wanting to be stuck cleaning all day, but they eventually lost it when Armin spoke up.
"Well Eren your wish may come true." Both Levi and Eren glared at him while the rest of the group started laughing.
"Damn Armin I underestimated you!" Hanji said patting him on the back.
"Blondie, you have five seconds to run." Levi said. "1...2.."
"What are you gonna do, take off your shirt and arouse me to death?" Armin said standing up.
"5!"
Armin let out a girlish scream as Levi chased him down the hall. The rest of the room exploded into laughter, except for Eren who sat there dying of embarrassment. Two rules where made that day.
1. Don't trust anyone with secrets
2. Don't get Armin drunk