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This fic mostly consists of Brendon Urie hitting people with random objects and stealing their food.

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by petegoez

by petegoez

Brendone has joined the conversation

Brendone: Maria we need to talk

Mi: Hi what is it

Brendone: You're a girl now, and I'm a boy.

Mi: and??

Brendone: MARIA WE'RE STRAIGHT

Mi: SHITSHITSHIT

Brendone: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

Mi: I mean,, it's not a big deal...

Brendone: IT SURE AS FUCK IS

Mi: but you still like me

Brendone: ye

Mi: then it's really not a big deal.

Brendone: ok but we were the gayest couple

Mi: ye

Mi: ok I gtg but we can talk about this later

Brendone: ok ill calm down

Mi: bye

Brendone: bye