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ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Hey

Y u message me?
.....
Hi

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Am I unwanted?

Very much so
I don't speak to peasants.

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Well you're still talking to me

Okay smartass

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
There you go again
Am I just too irresistible?
Everyone fucking loves me
I look so sexy in a suit, wouldn't you agree?
Read at 9:15

*cricket noises*

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Now that's just rude babygirl

Don't give me petnames
I don't fall for them

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
.... Okay?
What makes you think I was trying to make you fall for them,
Baby girl?

You're changing the subject
I don't like being objectified.

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Well I got you to talk
It wasn't that hard tbh

I'm sorry
But I feel passionate about feminism.
I mean I can take a joke and shit but when it's serious talk or something like that, I get defensive.
Just a habit I guess

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
And that's what makes you special.

Omfg
That's so cliche

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Rude
But it's still true

Omg no

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Omg yes
So what name is acceptable for me to call you?

Oh
Idk
I heard there's this thing called a "name"? Apparently you get it when your born, but...
Sounds retarded anyway.

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Wow
You're very sassy today

I'm sassy everyday
And if you think this is sassy, you should meet my roommate.

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
You have a roommate?
(And is that an invite I hear?)

Yeah
I share an apartment with 2 people actually
Julia and isak

And no
Maybe?
Idek
You can come over whenever I guess?

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
You sound unsure
Are you sure it's okay, especially with your roommates?

I'm sure Isak would love to meet you

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
And Julia?

She's always in her room
She wouldn't even notice if we all had died and she was the only one left on the planet.

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Noted.
Are you busy tomorrow

Well I have a date
Read at 9:34

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Oh?
With whom?

Netflix

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
6:00pm

What?

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Dress nicely
I'm picking you up for dinner

Um
Slight problem
I have a boyfriend

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Oh shit
Wait are you for real?

Yeah
It's isak

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Wait
As in your roommate isak
Well this is awkward

Could you possibly ignore all this
Forget I had ever messaged you
I'm just gonna leave now.

Wait
Don't go

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
You have a boyfriend
This is wrong

Daniel

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Adelaide
I can't

Lol
You actually believe I have a boyfriend?

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Wait
So you don't have a boyfriend

Lol nah
Isak is gay
If anything, he'll take you into his playroom.

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Well
That's more reassuring

What?
Me not having a boyfriend
Or Isak wanting to kink you

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
There first one, I believe

Lol
I can't believe you fell for that

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Well you're pretty convincing
And super hot too

Hot damn
Lol Nah bruh
You haven't even seem me in real life

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
No
But I've seen you in pictures
And I bet you're even more beautiful in person.

Lol nah
But how much you willing to bet

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
That's besides the point
Be ready tomorrow and wear something nice
I'm picking you up for dinner.
I will drag your ass out the house if I have to
(be warned)

This is where I'd probably say something about feminism
But
Fuck it
I'll see you tomorrow

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Okay
See you later babygirl

Oi

You logged off

ElijahFuckingMikaelson:
Shit
I should've asked for the address before saying goodbye

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A/N I've finished watching the vampire diaries, the originals, SKAM, the oa, stranger things, am waiting for Teen wolf to come out and now I've decided to rewatch supernatural. So goodbye world

Jk, but I'm thinking of writing an ashton irwin fanfic, idk

I have so many ghost readers :/