Randomness in RiverClan

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CHARACTERS

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LeopardStar

Mistyfoot

Bloomkit (not from books, made up)

Silvermoon (also created, is an Elder)

Mudfur (the med cat)

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Bloomkit: *Walks to elders den and talks to silvermoon* Silverbloom, why are we called Riveraclan?

Silvermoon: It's SilverMOON. and because we are good swimmers. And our camp is by a river.

Bloomkit: ok Willowmoon. How about why do Twolegs live in TwoLegPlace?

Silvermoon: SILVERMOON. PLEASE... and because they do.

Bloomkit: Silvermood, why are you an elder?

Silvermoon: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU? ITS SILVERMOOOOOOOON!!! And cuz I'm like 62 moons.

Bloomkit: Wilburmoon, I do not have anything wrong with me. How do I hunt?

Silvermoon: UGHHHHH!!! I AM TAKING YOU TO MUDFUR!!!

*In the med cat den*

Mudfur: what happened to Bloomkit?

Silvermoon: *Still mad at Bloomkit* SHE CANT SAY MY NAME RIGHT!!

Mudfur: Is it for the others? I'm going to get Mistyfoot and LeopardStar

Mistyfoot and LeopardStar: *Runs over to Mudfur*

Mistyfoot: what happened, Bloomkit?

Bloomkit: Nothin', Wistyboot.

Mistyfoot: I HATE YOU. *Walks away*

LeopardStar: how about me? I know you love meh??? What is MY name?

Bloomkit: Not really. Cheetahpelt.

LeopardStar: *Screams*

Bloomkit: YAY. I NEVER LIKED SILVERMOON, MISTYFOOT, AND LEOPARDSTAR!

Mudfur: did you say SILVERMOON, Mistyfoot, and LeopardStar?

Bloomkit: *shakes head* no. I said PilverSoon, Mistywoot, and Weopardstar.

Mudfur: ok. The only way to cure this is....... EATING 284747 CATNIP!!!!

Bloomkit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THE END XD

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