RANDOM WARRIOR CATS SPOOFS

If the Warrior code never existed

Characters:

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Stonestep

Shymoon

Frosttail

Sky/Skyheart

ShadyStripe

(Btw these cats are all fake)

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Stonestep- I'm so happy I'm a warrior. Are you Shymoon?

Shymoon- Yes! You wanna go get some fresh kill?

Stonestep- But I'm not hungry.

Shymoon- YOURE GETTING IT ANYWAY. *Drags Stonestep*

*Both goes to forest*

Stonestep- OH LOOKIE! THERES A FISHIE! *Skills fish and leaves it there*

Shymoon- Dude, are you going to take that fish?

Stonestep- My name is not dude. And No.

Shymoon- WELL IM NOT PICKING THAT FISHY UP! YOU PICK IT UP!

Stonestep- Lets leave it there then. *Walks away*

Shymoon- *Nods and follows*

* ONE MOON LATAR*

Skyheart- Hey frosttail. I'm leaving WaveClan. Though I'm coming back.

Frosttail- WHY?? *Starts crying*

Skyheart- Because it is my destiny.. To become...

Frosttail- *Stops crying* What? I wasn't listening.

Skyheart- A KITTYPET.

Frost tail- WHERE IS DA KITTYPET! IZ WANNA KILL IT!

Skyheart- Me. I'm a KittyPet! *Runs to get leaves to make a collar, then comes back* See?

Frosttail- HEY EVERYBODY! THERES A KITTYPET IN OUR TERRITORY! GET HIM!!!!!!!

WaveClan- AGHHHHHH!!!! *Chases Skyheart out of territory into LeafClan*

* ONE MOON LATARRR*

Frosttail- Hai StepStone. Wanna go to LeafClan?

Stonestep- It's STONE STEP. And okai.

*Goes to LeafClan*

Stonestep- Hai ShadyStripe! wanna be my Mate?

ShadyStripe- But you're a medicine cat...

Stonestep- EXACTLY! I wanna be your mate so I can get out of working!

ShadyStripe- .....okay.

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THE END!!!!!!!!!