RANDOM WARRIOR CATS SPOOFS

Starclan's got talent

Characters:

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BlueStar (Judge)

LeopardStar (Judge)

Tigerstar (Judge)

Snowfur

Moonflower

SpottedLeaf

Bone

Brindleface

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BlueStar and tigerstar: WELCOME TO STARCLAN's got talent!

LeopardStar: first we have Snowfur! What will you be doing today!

Snowfur: I will play the guitar.

LeopardStar: Ok! Start!

Snowfur: *Strums random notes, doesn't know how to play*

*Bluestar and LeopardStar say yes, tigerstar says no*

BlueStar: Why did you say no? It's a catchy song!

Tigerstar: Nothing. I just hate Snowfur.

LeopardStar: that means.. YOU ARE GOING TO SUPERSTARCLANNNNN!!!

Snowfur: *Explodes of Joy* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Next is Moonflower*

BlueStar: MOM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? IM EMBARASSED. *Faints*

Moonflower: I shall sing for you. *Sings Rap song*

~~~After the long song is done~~~

BlueStar: MOM. THAT SUCKED. -Says no-

LeopardStar: I HATE RAP SONGS! -Says no-

Tigerstar: OMG THAT WAS GOOD! I WUV RAP! -Says yes-

Moonflower: AM I IN?

BlueStar: one out of three.. NO.

-----NEXT OS SPOTTEDLEAF-

SpottedLeaf: *Tries to hide from camera. Is camera shy*

Tigerstar: COME OUT!!!

SpottedLeaf: Fine. * comes out slowly*

LeopardStar: what will you be doing today?

SpottedLeaf: I will be hunting.

BlueStar: Your a Medicine cat.. You can't hunt..

SpottedLeaf: here we go. *Lots of prey falls from the sky and kills them all In one minute*

LeopardStar: YAYYYY! I will say yes if you give me half of that prey. -Says yes-

Tigerstar: NO. -Says no-

BlueStar: YOUR A MEDICINE CAT! HOW?!?!?!? -Says Yes-

BlueStar: YOUR GOING TO SUPERSTARCLANNNNN!!

SpottedLeaf: *Runs*

~~~~~Next is Bone~~~~~

Bone: I will be singing and dancing.

BlueStar: OKAY.

Bone: *Dances to Twinkle twinkle little star In a tutu*

Leopardstar: TOO PAINFUL TO LOOK!! -Says no-

Tigerstar: *cries tears of joy* SO BEAUTIFULL! -Says yes-

BlueStar: K. -Says no-

~~~Brundleface~Is~Next~~~

Brindleface: HAI TV! MY NAME IS BRINDLEFACE! HI MOM!!!!!!!

Bluestar: Calm down.

BRINDLEFACE: I CANT! I CANT BELIEVE IM ON TV!!!!!

LeopardStar: You aren't. StarClan Banned TV from the five clans.

BRINDLEFACE: :( well I will be healing you.

Tigerstar: but you aren't a medicine cat.

BRINDLEFACE: exactly.

BRINDLEFACE: *Finds herbs and throws them at the judges* C'MON!!!!

All judges: YAYYYYYYYYY!! -Says yes-

Tigerstar: I just said yes because you threw herbs at BlueStar.

LeopardStar: *Accidentally Eats Yarrow, and vomits* EWWWWWWWWWW -Says yes on accident-

BlueStar: that isn't healing, but good aim! -Says Yes-

All judges: YOUR GOING TO SUPERSTARCLANNNNN!!!!!

BRINDLEFACE: SEE MOM? I KNEW I WOULD GO THERE!!!

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THE END!!

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(Sorry it was long)