Me : Oh look stripes mom, Louis loves those.
Me : Oh a person eating cookies, you know mom Liam orders cookies at midnight to his room and calls the man "cookie man" ,mom.
Me : Oh look an Irish pub, mom Niall probably goes there all the time.
Me : Look at this blazer, Harry has a collection of blazers mom.
Me : Why are you eating feta cheese? That's the only cheese Niall hates.
Me: Mom I... Why aren't my eyelashes as full and luscious as Zayn?
Me : Mom all these clothes are the clothes the boys wear. Lets buy them and send them.
Mom : That's why you have no friends.
