Daughter : Mom do you know that old band One Direction.
Me : Oh god.
Daughter :
Me : I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
Daughter : What are you........
Me : *pushes red emergency button, room flips upside down to reveal a room covered in one direction posters with a conference table and power point presentation in the middle.
Me : The first step to becoming a fan is KNOWING THEIR NAMES.
Daughter : Mom Wtf.
