ITS CANON TO BLAME BEN
Your teacher yells at you for forgetting homework?
"Oh whale ITS BEN'S FAULT!"
You got in trouble because YOU FORGOT PAPERS AT HOME BECAUSE YOUR MOM SAID SHE GOT EM
blame BEN
"See mom uh BEN did it he was just messing with my phone and uh yeah"
You run out of french fries
"DAMN U BEN FOR TAKIN MAH FRIES"
There's a mouse in your house
"BEN STOP BRINGING PETS"
10/10 reasoning for life
BENDrowned did it
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YOU ARE READING
Just a bunch of random ass shit
De TodoI just wanted to be able to talk and rant and stuff like that in a book for the whole world to see arent I original?