My real life

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Me: John

John: What?

Me: IM BORED

John: read a fucking book then i don't give a damn

Me: JOHHHHNNNN

John: shut the fuck up

Me: Well you have my phone bastardo!

John: Oh *hands me my phone* don't read that fanfiction crap

Me: fuck off *reads fanfiction bc this is my life*

John: *facepalms*

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