Hello!!!!!!!!!!!
So, as you saw in the title, I am going to show you how to conquer your crush! There are three methodes:
METHODE ONE - The Alex Methode
Step 1: Meet the guy in an airplane
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Step 2: Have sex with him in his car
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Step 3: Stare at him when you find out he's in the same Academy as you
(I don't have a gif for this one actually)
Step 4: Make sure all your fellow trainees know what you two did
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Step 5: Be interrogated by him
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Step 6: Discover he's an undercover agent
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Step 7: Date another guy
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Step 1: Be dumped by that same guy
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Step 9: Forgive your crush for what he did
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P.S.: This may cause you to return your engagement ring for a reason that you'll only discover later because there are two very confuse timelines going on.
Next Methode in the Next Chapter!!
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