Cheesy Jokes

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That awkward moment when... you've already said "what?" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

That awkward moment when... a guys Boobies are bigger than yours

That awkward moment when... you hold the door for someone and you're left standing there for an eternity because they move at a turtle's pace.

 That awkward moment when... U look in a car window to fix ur hair.. after standing there for 5 minutes... you see someone in the car...

 That awkward moment when... you struggle to open the door at the Gym

 That awkward moment when... your trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water came out

 That awkward moment when... the weirdest kid in school is in a relationship and you're still single.

 That awkward moment when... you mistakenly thought that a stranger from across the room was trying to get your attention and you pointed to yourself and mouthed the word "Meee?"

That awkward moment when... you do a math problem, and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

 That awkward moment when... you are in the grocery store and someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else until they move.

That awkward moment when... when you tell a joke and nobody laughs then a few seconds later they all get it...

 That awkward moment when... someone asks you whats wrong and they are the problem

 That awkward moment when... That awkward moment when your doing something, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the WHOLE time.

That awkward moment when... you tell a funny joke but someone has to ruin it by acting all serious about it

That awkward moment when... you're talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you're so hilarious.

 That awkward moment when... When you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything. ( DIS IS ME OMG )

That awkward moment when... that awkward feeling when you accidentally drop something that you cant flush down in the toilet after using it, then take a deep breath and decide well I got to get it now.

That awkward moment when... the someone says "you two should go out!"

 That awkward moment when... Your at a friends house and their dog won't stop sniffing your crotch.

 That awkward moment when... you look up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn't your Mom.

 That awkward moment when... The awkward moment when you attempt to tickle someone's armpit and end up feeling the moist on your fingers.

That awkward moment when... your teacher is helping someone with their work, and her butt is in your face

That awkward moment when... someone isn't txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile...

 That awkward moment when... Your chair/Mouth makes a farting noise & no one believes it was the chair/Mouth, so you try to do it again Casually.

That awkward moment when... the guy who discovered milk had to explain to the village what he was doing to the cow.

 That awkward moment when... someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.

 That awkward moment when... you wave to someone and it turns out they were waving to the person behind you.

That awkward moment when... you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction.. 

That awkward moment when... someone tells you to stop clicking your pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it