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A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

 Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?

 Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.

 Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again. 

Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!

 Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad. 

Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom...


DIS MADE ME LAUGH LOL

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