Requirements to kill a hoe named Wilford

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• You must be either supernatural, ripped AF or very VERY angry

• You must not really, really, REALLY, like pink, else you won't be able to bring yourself to kill him.

• You must not like Wilford Warfstache (duh) and if you do this isn't the book for you.

• You must have some sort of weapon (unless you're a demon)

• You can't be squeamish (things might get messy)

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