• Stab him repeatedly.
• Throw him in lava.
• Burn him.
• Hang him (yeah good luck with that one).
• Dismember him.
• Drown him (again, good luck with that).
• Go through a huge satanic ritual to destroy him.
• Slit him.
• Chop his head off (SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY TARTS!).
• Beat him to death with a baseball bat.
• Impale him with a giant ass anime style sword.
•Avada Kedavra.
• Force him to watch you burn pink mustaches until he kills himself.
• Any other form of murder you can think of, up for suggestions!
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How to kill a hoe called Wilford
AléatoireWILLOW_THE_GEEK BOOKS CONTIAN CONTENT SOME VIEW AS OFFENSIVE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (Yes I did just rip off Onion boy, please don't come to my house Gregory) This is a book that I am writing purely because I read another book on Wattpad called and...
