I have Issues...

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by lilypotterjd

by lilypotterjd

Okay, A normal girl is locked in a room with Sherlock Holmes and The Doctor. They're all strapped to separate chairs, and she doesn't know either of them. This is probably what would happen, let's name the girl Kaylee.

Sherlock: It's locked from the outside.
Kaylee: Huh. Weird. I'm Kaylee.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you. I'm the Doctor.
Sherlock: Sherlock Holmes. It's a pleasure.

Blah, blah, they would eventually find a way out. And then, there's me. Same situation. I'll write the whole dialogue out for mine.....entertainment....

Sherlock: It's locked from the outside.
Jessie: Oh, well no dur! Who do you think you are, Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock: Yes, actually. That's my name.
Jessie: Oh. Well then. *clears throat* Mine's Jessie.
The Doctor: The Doctor. If I had my sonic screwdriver, I could-
Jessie: Well, we don't have it, now do we?
The Doctor: Yes, I've noticed that.
Sherlock: There's no windows....
Jessie: *sighs* You know what, you two figure that out yourselves.
The Doctor: Maybe we will.
Jessie: Fine.
The Doctor: Fine.
Sherlock: SHUT UP!
Jessie: Oh, now no one tells me to shut up. Look I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but I would be strapped to this chair for a year before I SHUT UP!
Sherlock: Hm....ah! That's it.
Jessie: What now?
Sherlock: Kiss me.
Jessie: You what?
Sherlock: Just do it!
Jessie: No! *wriggles out of the ropes as Sherlock inches closer*
Sherlock: There. You're out.
Jessie: What the- *looks down* Oh, Thank God. *takes a pocket knife out of pocket.
The Doctor: You had that all along?
Jessie: Birthday present. *mutters* Thanks Blondie. *cuts ropes.* Doctor, I think your, uh, screwdriver is on the table. *throws it at him*
The Doctor: *catches it* Thanks. *sonics the door* Okay. It's open.
Jessie: *squeals* I could bloody kiss you Doctor! *walks towards the door* Thanks. *kisses The Doctor and Sherlock's cheek* Hope we meet again! *walks out*

Yeah. That's me. I use British phrases even though I live in America.
-Jessie