We fast-forward to when dear Aurora pricks her finger and falls into a sleep...
The prince enters.
(Prince as P)
P: enters. doesn't see aurora yet. My fair Aurora, where are you..........?
---WAIT. HOLD IT. HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT ONCE HE TURNS AROUND, HE'S...LIKE...HE SEES THAT SHE'S DEAD?!?!?!---HORRIBLE BOYFRIEND.---
You know what, let's re-wind.
Aurora sees Maleficent's green, glowing, tempting glow!!! But she doesn't know what to do!
Old times, she would have followed it, then fallen into a trance, then pricked her finger, then almost died. And what if the Prince didn't show up? Well, she would have just laid there in her sleep for a super long time.
But nowadays...
Aurora takes out her iPhone.
(Aurora as A)
A: Siri, what should I do if there's a mysterious, green, evil-looking glowing light in front of me?
Should I...follow it?
SIRI: Searching the web.........here is what I found for "what should Ida if there's a my stereo is green evil looking glowing light in front of me?"
A: NO!!! Not that.
Siri, what should I do if there's a mysterious, green, evil-looking glowing light in front of me?
SIRI: Searching your iTunes library.........................you do not have a song with that title.
A: ARRRRRRGH! Turns off phone. Maybe SIRI will have better answers when I'm not using my cellular data, I'm on my Wi-Fi.
Turns away.
Maleficent: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU RUINED MY PLAAAANS!!!!
