JB_ZRK has accepted your chat request. Say hi!
SMM_7: yo
JB_ZRK: Heey :)
SMM_7: ☺*
JB_ZRK: No I refuse
SMM_7: wHYYYY
JB_ZRK: Idk habit :P
SMM_7: ...
SMM_7: great start.
JB_ZRK: Well what's your name
SMM_7: ew grammar
SMM_7: and just stick to SMM 😝
JB_ZRK has saved you as: Crazy emoji guy
SMM_7: Wow that's not nice.
JB_ZRK: Oh shit it tells you what I name you as?
SMM_7: 👏
JB_ZRK: Well deal with it :) More importantly, you're a hippocrite.
SMM_7: wdym
JB_ZRK: You just said ew grammar then used it -.-
SMM_7: i was using it for dramatic effect thats different
JB_ZRK: Right.
You have saved JB_ZRK as: Grammar Police
JB_ZRK: Ok I can't really argue with that tbh.
JB_ZRK: And for future referance
JB_ZRK: Call me Josh :)
SMM_7: i know a josh irl that's too confusing
JB_ZRK: Too bad.
SMM_7: wow thats so mean
JB_ZRK: Fine then, just think of me as JB_ZRK.
SMM_7: fine 😩
SMM_7: so what do you do for a living
JB_ZRK: Secret :>
SMM_7 your very private aren't you
JB_ZRK: Well what do you do?
SMM_7: Ok I see your point now.
JB_ZRK: Let's just accept the fact that we aren't telling each other anything personal.
SMM_7: Rightttt
SMM_7: OH I GOT A QUESTION
JB_ZRK: What?
SMM_7: Why are you on Lotus?
JB_ZRK: Honestly?
JB_ZRK: Getting over someone I have no chance with
JB_ZRK: He is very very straight
SMM_7: ok two things
SMM_7: firstly WOW ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING ME AS A REBOUND IM OFFENDED
JB_ZRK: Well exqueeze me
SMM_7: SECONDLY
SMM_7: im bare bendy hit me up 😏
JB_ZRK: Ffs xD
SMM_7: seriously though isnt that why your talking to me?
JB_ZRK: Well yeah I guess
SMM_7: How very convincing.
JB_ZRK: Well no offence but your not my type :/
SMM_7: r u serious
SMM_7: all my hopes and dreams just flew out of my bedroom window
JB_ZRK: :(
SMM_7: Fine then can we be friends?
JB_ZRK: Hmmm...
SMM_7: pleeeaseeee im lonelyyy
JB_ZRK: Fine let's be friends.
SMM_7: WITH BENEFITS
SMM_7: WE CAN CHILL
SMM_7: AND NETFLIX
Simon, being the stupid idiot he was decided at that moment to dab. This was all well and good until his arm hit his bedside table. It fell to the floor, and Simon watched in slow motion as an empty glass fell to the floor and smashed into smithereens. A piece had mercilessly gone into his arm.
"Fuck..." Simon mumbled
SMM_7: SHIT GTG SORRY BYE
JB_ZRK: ?
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Ok wow writing text talk is a lot harder than I thought sorry if it isn't very good. :/ Also forgive any spelling mistakes, I had to write this on my phone because emojis.
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Lotus
FanfictionSimon is secretly gay, yet no guys had ever caught his eye. Be it too feminine, too muscular, bare ugly or overly fake, nobody had ever been to his tastes. When his patience finally grew too thin, Simon decided to resort to online dating. Lotus; an...
