By the time Vik had come back from the toilets, Simon was already midway through his chicken. Vik sheepishly put Josh's phone in his hand, then promptly started stuffing his face.
"Mmmph, this chicken is so fucking lit!" JJ exclaimed through a mouthful of disgustingness. Vik chuckled.
"Be careful, you'll choke again!"
"Naa, I'll be fine!"
"If you say so babe."
"KSTAR CONFIRMED!" Simon declared triumphantly. Vik blushed.
"Fuck off mate, I mispoke!"
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After the eventful meal, Simon was lounging on his bed, mentally preparing himself for an editing marathon by chatting to JB_ZRK.
SMM_7: your friend is a weird one 🤔
JB_ZRK: What did you guys chat about?
SMM_7: you already know that just scroll up
JB_ZRK: You can delete messages though and he is cheeky af.
SMM_7: omg can you? how?
JB_ZRK: Top right.
SMM_7: OH YEAH SICK WHY DIDNT WE DO THAT 😲
JB_ZRK: Lol ok I guess you really didn't xD
SMM_7: nope
SMM_7: ANYWAY
SMM_7: I PROPOSE
JB_ZRK: Bit early love.
SMM_7: LET ME FINISH
JB_ZRK: Alright.
SMM_7: I PROPOSE AN IDEA
JB_ZRK: And what might this idea be, Oh Wise One?
SMM_7: I am going to teach you how to flirt! ❤
SMM_7: And with my help, you will be dating him in no time!
JB_ZRK: -.-
SMM_7: WHAT 😠
JB_ZRK: You're on Lotus, you don't seem like a dating expert to me.
SMM_7: well I'm better than your emotionally constipated ass
JB_ZRK: Wow shots fired.
SMM_7: Trust me, I can totally get you with this person
JB_ZRK: If you say so.
SMM_7: I TOTALLY SAY SO
SMM_7: However.
SMM_7: I do not perform my miracle work for free.
SMM_7: It comes at a cost.
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Lotus
FanfictionSimon is secretly gay, yet no guys had ever caught his eye. Be it too feminine, too muscular, bare ugly or overly fake, nobody had ever been to his tastes. When his patience finally grew too thin, Simon decided to resort to online dating. Lotus; an...
