Broken -sircutieyuki fanfic

The after life

~In the after life, also Yuki's Pov~

I woke up in a nice office. I looked up at the guy who was hovering over me.

???:" welcome to hell."
Yuki:" who are you?"
???: the names sock. The chief is out right now so i'm taking over."
Yuki:" oh. Wait hell?!"
Sock:" yup."
Yuki:" o-oh. Well if this is hell then where's all the fire and lava and what not?"
Sock:" heheh. I was just like you when I came here. This place has changed. Don't get me wrong this place is bad but it's more like Hollywood but only the bad people live there."
Yuki:" well do we have homes?"
Sock:" yes. Here's your address. Now go. I have things to do."
Yuki:" oh ok."

I walked out side and went to my house err hotel room. I walked in side got my room key and went to my room. I looked around my room and it was huge! It was like a full size house. There was even a place to put a shrine! To bad I don't have anything to put up there... After when I was done looking around I sat down on the couch and started to watch America's next top model. 

~10 mins later~

???: *walks into the room with out knocking*
Yuki:" huh?"
???:" oh uhh. Wait Yuki?!"
Yuki:" Sam!"

I ran up to him and hugged him super tight.

Yuki:" what are you doing here?!"
Sam:" I live here."
Yuki:" me too! But how are you dead?!
Sam:" my wife killed me."
Yuki:" oh ok. Well I can be your wife."
Sam:" ehhhhh."
Yuki:" oh come on. We're dead. We can do what ever we want."
Sam:" true."
Yuki:" well want to watch America's next top model?"
Sam:" sure why not."

We sat down the couch and watch the show.

~Narriator's Pov~

And they are dead but they somehow lived happily ever after.

The end. For real this time. Lol