*Somewhere in Wonderland*
It's been nearly a year now since the explosion with Dr. Carlisle and the others. Our amazing authors are stuck in a secret location somewhere in Wonderland, they have currently been strapped down to the Hatter's couch with a number of scarf’s, the narrator- who found the awesomeness that is Jazi and Kookie- is currently helping them bust out-
Jazi- They tried to make me go to rehab...
Kookie- To do the ma-aths quiz!
Jazi- Yes I’m pretty dumb, but no I know that sum....
Kookie- 1 + 1 = WINDOW :D
Narrator- On second thought? Kill. Me. Now.
Jazi- Suck it up bro ;D
Kookie- Jazi?
Jazi- Oui Mon cherie?
Kookie- I'm bored...
Jazi- Me too :/ OOOOOOHHHH! I have an idea*evil grin*
Kookie- *gives her a hopeful look as Jazi calls a fearful narrator towards her and whispers something in his ear*
Narrator- *Eyes widen* Oh, no. Nononononono not in a MILLION, BILLION years!
Jazi- *pouts* But our readers need us Eugene!
Kookie- *raises eyebrow*- Your name is Eugene?
Narrator- *blushes* Y-you promised you wouldn't tell!
Jazi *shrugs* you promised you would help us
Random talking mouse- She does have a point! *Narrator growls at the mouse causing it to scamper away*
Kookie- The doggie's running away! Come back Simba!
Jazi- *looks at Narrator in fear* its happening! You have to help us before we ALL end up with the 'Hatter-Quaker-Syndrome'!
Narrator- *Sighs* Just. This. Once *hides behind a giant sleeping sofa as the devil in Prada himself walks in*
Kookie- It's Santa! Hi Santa! Is it Christmas already!? In that case...I want a puppy! No, even better... RUSTIN HEIBER! *squeals*
Jazi- *groans* don’t you mean Justin Bieber? *Kookie shakes head*
Kookie- Nope! Rustin Hieber, wannabe celebrity doucebag! *Jazi groans again*
Hatter- Well, nice to see that someone lost their sanity, my efforts weren't used in vain. I see. *Looks at a giggling Kookie with a huge smile before spinning around to look at Jazi with disgust* But you will be more of a challenge I see...
Jazi- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Hatter- *Snorts* I wasn't planning to honey! Dead was the plan all along.
Jazi- *Freezes* OHEMJAYY! Is that a new haircut!? It looks tres fah-boo!
Hatter- *Laughs* Nice try...GUARDS!
Narrator- *Jumps out of his hiding place* NOT SO FAST!
Hatter- *Eyes widen* E-Eugene?
Narrator- *cold glare* Leslie, long time no see... *silence*
Kookie- *Bursts out laughing* HIS NAME IS LESLIE! THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME!
Jazi- We are so screwed.
*Somewhere back on earth*
*Unknown P.O.V*
Everything was blue, literally.
Ever since the freak bomb blast that happened nearly a year ago, at the time the government said it was nothing to worry about, thinking it was just a terrorist group or something.
But it was something far more sinister…
….It was a group of Smurfs with a deadly plan…
…To take over the world…
….Fortunately for them, they did…
….Unfortunately for humans…
They were made the Smurf’s slaves.
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DUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
No sike unicorns :/ I promise next chappie won't suck as much!
As long as we get 10 votes here that is ;)
You know you love us
xoxo Jazi and Kookie
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A Very Forbidden Sequel
FanfictionIT IS BACK WITH A VENGENACE! Our supermegafoxyawesomehot writers- Jazi and Kookie- have been locked up in prison in Narnia for a year now since the blast, they have no idea what has gone on back on the planet they call earth nor do they know what...
