A Very Forbidden Sequel

ZAYN MALIK DID WHAT NOW!?

ZAYN MALIK DID WHAT NOW!?

Malfoy looked around the circle, his eyes full of haunting wisdom as he re-called those days’ events ever so well…

‘’As you know it is 2013, and the smurfs had caused a massive explosion, seemingly wiping all being and sign of life out?’’ he paused dramatically as they nodded eagerly urging him to continue,

‘’Well it didn’t happen EXACTLY like that, instead every muggle turned blue along with the environment…the smurfs used their evil yet adorable technology to take control over the world- every witch, werewolf, vampire, Lady Gaga and Charlie sheen- were somehow immune to their evil powers and terrible off-key singing.

After that, whoever survived the blast went into hiding whilst those who didn’t work in the smurfs mines singing all day-‘’

‘’That doesn’t seem bad,’’ Kookie said with a shrug as she popped some popcorn into her mouth,

‘’-singing pop music-‘’

‘’Still not seeing the problem,’’ Jazi said as she sipped on her smoothie,

‘’Where did you get that stuff?’’ Malfoy asked as he eyed the beverages, they pointed to the vending machine that was situated near the campfire where Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas were singing with the rest of the camp rock cast.

‘’What the-‘’

‘’I DUB THE TO BE MY WIFE LESLIE!’’ Malfoy stared at Eugene who was sobbing in his sleep and looked at the girls in question,

‘’Oh yeah he dated the hatter-‘’

‘’-whose real name is Leslie,’’ Jazi finished for Kookie.

‘’What the, never-mind, as I was saying they worked in the mines singing pop music-‘’

‘’I STILL do not see the issue in that,’’

‘’WOULD YOU SHUTUP AND LET ME FINISH!?’’

‘’Jeez what’s got his thong in a twist,’’ the girls raised their hands in surrender causing Malfoy’s anger to double before he smirked and said six words that brought their world crashing down on them,

‘’Zayn Malik is one of them.’’