A Very Forbidden Sequel

When in a stressful situation? Break into a song!

 ‘’DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING!?’’ the narrator screamed slightly out of breath at the girls who had taken off ahead of him like Kenyan sprinters,

‘’Uh, duh! We have been here for a year Eugene!’’ Jazi rolled her eyes at his melodramatics before stopping and darting around a corner, the screams of the hatter and his men being devoured-

Jazi- *glares*

*cough cough* Attacked, not devoured…attacked- as I was saying, the trio were currently trying to find en route out of their prison and away from the chaos that was catching up with them, the longer they stayed in the prison the crazier Kookie was becoming.

‘’BUT I DON’T WANNA FLY MOMMA!’’ Jazi spun around to find her partner in crime yelling and sobbing at a vase as she strangled the multicolored flowers, they stared wide eyed at Jazi,

‘’HELP US!’’ an idea struck our hero as she realized these were no ordinary flowers,

‘’You’re wish-me-nots!’’ she said excitedly and they mumbled their yes’s as they were still under Kookie’s iron-fist (literally, her fist was made of iron)

‘’I really miss that job,’’ Eugene sniffled,

‘’Oh get over it, this is way better! You get to be a part of the adventure isn’t that way more fun?’’ Jazi beamed whilst Eugene scowled,

‘’Yeah, why would I want to be a narrator when I could be with two wackadoos, trapped in my ex- boyfriend’s prison, while running for my life!’’

‘’That’s the spirit!’’

‘’No! That is sarcasm!’’ he glared at Jazi who glared back at him- oh it was so on- just as the stare off got more intense, a scream interrupted the game, the two snapped their attention towards the high-pitched scream.

Kookie stood there with what looked like- jell-o? - Running from her hands, sobbing harder than before, ‘’THEY WERE SO YOUNG!’’

‘’WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?’’ Jazi and Eugene screamed at the same time causing Kookie to snap at them,

‘’It wasn’t my fault! I just asked the lady birdie to show me where to go and poof! Bye bye birdie!’’

‘’Bye bye birdie? What the hell does that mean!’’ Eugene threw his hands up in the air-

‘’I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING EYO TASTE THE RAINBOW!’’ Kookie began to sing and dance and Jazi joined her while they burst into random songs, Eugene stared at the girls in utter disbelief and frustration,

‘’I give up!’’ he sat on the ground and watched the girls as they started a new song, this time they were singing to what looked to be one of the members from the Jersey Shore cast,

‘’Hey I just met you! And you look crazy! What brand’s your make-up? Crayola maybe!’’

‘’TAKE ME NOW LORD!’’ Eugene threw his hand up to the heavens and yelled, this way probably a bad idea considering the fact that he now had the girls full attention, they jumped in front of him and had crazy looking grins on their faces,

‘’ This is more than a typical kinda thing!-’’

‘’-Felt the jones in my bones when you were touching me-‘’

‘’-Didn't wanna take it slow!’’ they shimmied their hips and used the scarves as mics, Eugene stared at them in disbelief as they continued with their karaoke,

‘’ Now I'm here in a sticky situation-‘’

‘’-Got a little trouble, yep and now I'm pacin'-‘’

‘’-Five minutes, ten minutes, now it's been an hour-‘’

‘’-Don't wanna think too hard, but I'm sour!’’

Crack

Eugene looked away from the girls and too the window that was situated not too far away from them, suddenly a thought struck him.

‘’What a minute, keep singing you guys! I got an idea’’

‘’If I was your boyfriend! I’d never let you go!’’

‘’SWAG! SWAG! SWAG!’’

‘’HAHA! YOU SAID SWAG! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!’’

Crack

‘’It’s working! IS THAT ALL YOU BITCHES GOT!?’’

‘’YOU DON’T KNOW YOUR BEAU-TEE-FUL!-‘’

‘’-THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAU-TEE-FUUUULLLL!’’

CRACK!

‘’YES! IT WORKED! C’mon you guys, we have got to get out of here!’’ he dragged the two girls who were still jamming out to various tunes and jumped out the window with them, only to fly through the air screaming at  the top of their lungs,

‘’I’M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!’’ Eugene screamed,

‘’YOU’D BE DOING THE WORLD A FAVOUR IF YOU DID!” Jazi screamed back,

‘’FUDGE CAKE! PIZZA! PASTA! I’M HUNGRY!’’ Kookie began sobbing, just when they thought they were going to die, they hit the ground- only they didn’t hit the ground, but a blanket?

‘’Snow?’’

‘’What the-‘’

‘’Oh my God,’’ they looked around in shock and yelled at the same time,

‘’WE WERE IN NARNIA THE WHOLE TIME!?’’