Eye on a Target (Ultimate Spiderman Fanfic)

Chapter 3

So ya, the last time we met Wade Wilson ,A.K.A Deadpool, he was trying to take down Tony Stark, A.K.A Iron Man. I'm Here with Agent\Principal Coulson, Ava Ayala A.K.A White Tiger, Sam Alexander ,A.K.A Bucket Head ,A.K.A Nova and me Peter Parker A.K.A ,The Amazing Spiderman.

"Alright!" Yelled deadpool, "Which one of you are going to be the hero and stop me?"

Everyone at the party frantically ran out of the party screaming Peter and Ava took a detour into the Alley to change into their suits.

"Wade has to be crazy to try and take on Iron man." Said  Peter.

"He is crazy." Replied Ava. 

"I know, but he knows that Tony's an Avenger, why would he risk targeting him?" 

"We can ask him once we put him in a cell Parker." Said Coulson over the comm, "Deadpool has never targeted heros like this before. This isn't his usual M.O."

"Copy sir."

Coulson is right. What I learned from Wade is that he likes overkill, he likes guns, he likes using guns to commit overkill and he likes killing small game for big money. I never heard of him trying to take on an Avenger.

"Peter?" asked Ava with red on her face.

"Ya Ava."

"Well, my suit isn't really under my dress sooo.."

"Oh...oh....OHHH!! I wont look."

Peter turned around and took off his shoes, pants and top and put on his mask. His suit was already on under his tuxedo. Ava on the other hand had her suit in a bag in the alley and had to change out of her dress into her costume. Before Ava took off her dress she felt a pair of wandering eyes looking at her.

"Drop something Pete?" She asked without looking at Peter.

"Umm, maybe?"

Once Spider man and White Tiger were suited up, they climbed up the wall and climbed through a window. They saw a suited up Tony Stark blasting at a break dancing Deadpool. Nova came through the front door seeing the same thing and having a little smirk that said "Seriously you can't even hit Deadpool."

"Stand still you little piece of-"

"Hey!' Yelled deadpool, "We have kids here, you don't want to set a bad example to the next generation do you?"

"Shut up and get out of. MY. PARTY!!"

"Ahh, but I came for the coconut rum , I hear it's the best around!"

"DO YOU EVER SHUT UP???!!!!!!"

"NOPE. ONLY IF YOU CUT MY VOCAL CORDS OUT. EVEN THEN THEY GROW BACK!!!"

Nova,Tiger and Spiderman entered the fray and that got the attention of Deadpool.

" Oh look!" He said as he danced off the floor," It's copycat, the human flashlight and sexual attraction!" Deadpool said doing a slight hip thrust. "Do you really need to wear clothes that tight Tiger?"

"What did you call me Wade!?" asked an enraged White Tiger.

"You heard me right! You really don't need to show off everything to get someone, you can be with me no worries. Id have sex with you any day of the week"

"Only in your dreams!!"

"Already there."

"THAT'S IT!!!!!"

White Tiger lunged forward with her electric claws out. Deadpool jumped out of the while doing a barrel roll over Tiger and kicked her in the spine which sent her spiraling forward into a wall. Nova powered up and took off, flying and shooting at Deadpool, who started dodging and weaving like crazy. He chucked two flashbangs at Nova. As they combusted, Nova saw a white haze and had a ringing sound in his head. It wasn't hard for Nova to run into a wall. White Tiger was getting up right when Nova crashed right into her. So then it was a face off of Spiderman and Iron man Vs. Deadpool.