I dedicate this writing to my loving sister who always makes me laugh before going to sleep until I can’t sleep anymore. Thank you and hoping that hindi ka maubusan ng kalokohan sa buhay.
- PEACE once you read it-
‘Pag ang Tanga tumalino, Who you Ka!
“Oh! mga bata, antay lang at hindi pa siya tapos.” Mother Cutoh guiding her children while she worries when will Ms. Mayet finish her general clean up.
I was organizing my Mythology research when all of the sudden my sister start complaining about her long curly hair. “Papuputulan ko na talaga ‘to!”, Mayet seriously fine combing (suyod) and counting how many lice she had killed or caught. I just smiled looking and notice her back then snicker a little how she comb her hair.
How many of you can make a joke about it when you see someone is seriously combing their hair then found out that you are infected by someone else hair lice. You will probably get annoyed by that person and wishing that you never get close to her, correct? Well in our case, we are delighted at home and overjoyed that a hair lice is making our conversation alive and happy. Hmmm, I am not talking nonsense here but I just happen and what we can do is accept the fact that animals are becoming wiser even for insects.
Emergency Clean-up Day
(Siren start wailing)
(Wang! Wang! WANG!)
Radio calling: Attention all units. Please prepare for emergency evacuation.
Mom: Anak! Dali………….. (Furious mom)
Elder Daughter: (Sigh!) Not again!
Ate: Mom! (Crying) Wala pa si Daddy Yo!
Mom: Alam na ng Tatay mo kung saan tayo magkikita, kaya bilisan ninyo!
Elder daughter: (mumbling) Bakit naman kasi ngayon pang araw na ‘to nagsuyod samantalang …
Mom: Masanay ka na at mapapadalas pa yan dahil tagtuyot na.
(Everyone went to downside of the hair and look for their father)
Mom: Daddy Yo!!!
Daddy Yo: Hai! Salamat. Ok Team Ready?
Mom, and daughters: Yes, we are! (Army Shout)
(Everyone walk outside end of the hair and went farther until they had reach the back clothes)
And they all waited for her to finish fine combing..
After 2 minutes…
Bulilit: Is she done yet? (Getting impatient)
Ate: No. she’s not! Be patient Bulilit!!! (Getting annoyed)
Bulilit: But I’m thirsty! (Almost crying)
Daddy Yo: We can all go up once she’s done, Alright? Kaya konting Antay na lang…
Storm news
Reporter: Sa kasalukuyan po inaalam po natin kung ilan po sa ating mga kababayan ang nasalanta at naapektuhan ng Bagyong Suyod. Ito po kasing si Bagyong Suyod noh! Eh, wala po sign na darating pala sa Barangay Anit kaya hindi po nakapaghanda ang ating mga kababayan.
Ang nakakalungkot pa ho nito ay ilan pos a ating mga kababayan ay kalilipat lang po pala dahil sinalanta din sila sa kabilang bayan ng Bu-hok kaya kaawa-awa po talaga.
Sa ngayon Ted eh. Inaalam pa naming kung ilang buhay din ang nasawi..
Ted: Ok, salamat sa iyong balita. Ayan po mga kababayan, Live pos a Brgy. Anit. At Nakita nyo naman po ang kalunos –lunos na pangyayari at hindi inaasahan araw na ito.
Maari lamang po tumutok para sa update sa mga kamag-anak ninyo at Nawa’y nasa mabuti ng kamay ang mga naapektuhan nitong Bagyong ito.
Emergency News
What: General Suyod Day
Where: Evacuation Center
When: Monday
You may all proceed to the following safe place:
§ Right and Left corner shoulder
§ Back
§ Hips
Lipat Bahay Gang
Matilda: Tuyot na tuyot na buhok ng amo
Mandy: Oo nga eh.. Mayang gabi punta kaming lahat sa kapatid niya, bagong rebond kasi yun eh.
Headline news
Ted: Magandang Umaga po sa inyong lahat at ako po ay humihingi ng paunmahin sa mg kumakain ngayon dahil sa ang makikita ninyong balita na kapapsok palang ay “kayo na pong bahalang humusga”.
Korina pasok.
Korina: Oo nga Ted noh. Ako din po ay humihingi ng paunmanhin sa mga kumakain at tabi-tabi po noh!
Ngayon po ay makikita po ninyo ang mga katawan ng biktima sa harap ko na katatapos lang po nilang tirisin at durugin. At makikita po ninyo LIVE at ang taong may kagagawan nito.
Ayan po noh! Izino-ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM na natin ang pangyayari at hindi ko po alam kung kanino po tayo hihingi ng tulong sa ngayon.
Ang alam ko kasi Ted noh. Eh, wala pang batas na nagagawa para sa problema na ito. Kaya kahit humingi ng saklolo ..
(Umiiyak na kuto)
Korina: Ay! Ayan po kasalukuyan po ninyong naririnig ang pag-iyak ng isang kuto. At wala, wala po kaming magawa sa ngayon kundi maawa. Hai naku Ted. Back to you at ano bang masasabi mo ditto at anong klaseng tulong o kanino ba tayo dapat humingi ng solusyon ditto.
Ted: Korina tama ka noh. Sa ngayon, ang tanging magagawa n gating mga kababayang kuto eh, mag-ingat na lamang.
Now where are we? I makes you really crazy isn’t? But who would have thought that hair lice can makes me write and tell everyone how much we have come up a scene just to make fun about it. The truth is because of this my sister will never realize that she just need a haircut and condition it. It’s been a while anyway.
