Dabify

The Riddles

    The Riddles were quiet, friendly people who lived a normal life. Oh, Tom Riddle and Merope Riddle, so in love. They were so young, and so happy. It was quite suspicious - how they got along so well and almost never got into any fights. It was an inhuman love, but that's love ... right? Wrong. Merope Gaunt had young Tom Riddle under the influence of a love potion. She snuck this love potion into his food and beverages, so that way, Tom Riddle would be in love with her forever. Tom didn't have a clue in what was going on. So what happened? Well, they got married. Later on, 2 years after their marriage, they had a son, whom they decided to name Tom Marvolo Riddle. Everything was turning out the way that Merope had dreamed. The only problem was that this had greatly upsetted the Dab God. Well, that's what the books say. If it were up to me, I'd say that there was something else that the Riddles had done that upsetted the Dab God, because I'm sure that it would take more than a small love potion to get the Dab God worked up. Problem is, no one knows what they did, because little did anyone know that the Dab God had placed a curse on Merope.

    At first, this didn't seem like anything, but that was before her husband had been killed by her son. It was her son that they had decided to mess with, and this angered Merope. Now, people say that Merope had died after giving birth to her son, but she never really died. The almighty Dab God had put the Dabify curse on her, and a memory spell that made her think that she was a muggle.

    The Dab God was clever. He had managed to make everyone think that she was dead, when really, he had her captured. She was in the basement of the Dab God's mansion in Canada. I mean, who would think to look for a villain in Canada? So there she was. Merope Riddle was in the Dab God's basement, along with skeletons of wizards from thousands of years ago, forever dabbing. He had used, not just dabify, but dabify maxima. This really had to be the worst out of all of the different forms of dabify.

    The Dab God is still here to this day, and has decided to ruin everyone's 2016. However, that's not what this story is going to be about. This story will take place many years ago. Before Harry Potter.

    Have you ever wondered how lord Voldemort was actually born? Well, the truth is, at a very young age, when they boy was still a baby, the Dab God had stuck up his middle finger at the poor little baby. The boy and his parents never knew that this had happened, but it had. Then later on, when the cursed baby was in Hogwarts, the Dab God stuck out his middle finger at the school, and that had created the Chamber of Secrets, where the Basilisk lived. The Dab God was, of course, the most powerful wizard in the world. Whatever he wanted to happen, would happen. So of course, he controlled Voldemort. He controlled Tom Marvolo Riddle until his mind was so messed up, he was evil without the Dab God having to move a muscle. The Dab God had created the dark lord, so what could the Dab God not do? He could rule the world. But he chose not to.

The Dab God was powerful, but he was not a reckless fool. So what did he do? Well, he planned out life. He made sure that Voldemort lived to rule. He knew that Voldemort would one day die, but he did not care. As long as he himself was still alive, then all would be well. As long as the dab god lived, this pattern would repeat. So what, if Harry Potter and his children would always be there? Eventually, the Dab God would find someone powerful enough to rule. Even though Tom Marvolo Riddle was the best option that he had so far, he would surely find someone else.

Now, even though the Dab God and Lord Voldemort had a lot in common, they still had very different enemies, and different motives. For example, Voldemort's sworn enemy was Harry Potter, and the Dab God's enemy was a gerbil. The one gerbil who could fight the Dab curse. The one gerbil who wasn't affected by it. That stupid gerbil... but the Dab God chose not to obsess over it like Voldemort did with Harry. No. The Dab God was smart. What he did with the gerbil? Well I can't spoil that... that's for the end of the story.

Back to the riddles. Merope Riddle. Stuck, rotting in the Dab God's basement, along with the only others who knew about the Dab God's existence. She needed to get the word out. She needed to contact her son. But how would she do this? It was impossible. Once the Dab God had you, there was no escaping. But maybe there was...

Tom Riddle, currently in his first year at Hogwarts. Merope Riddle, in the Dab God's basement. Gerbil, a mystery. Tom Riddle senior, dead. Harry Potter, to be born. Others, to be born. Dumbledore, the Transfiguration teacher. Muggles, to be killed. The Dab God, awesome.

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