Part 1: RickRick's Bizzare Adventure

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Rick and Morty walk into Rick's garage
"Oh no" mutters Morty
"MORTY GUESS WHAT" exclaims Rick
"W-what" says Morty
"ITS SCIENCE TIME MORTY"
"NOO"
"MORTY ITS*brup* I-ITS SCIENCE TIME MORTY"
"OH NOO"
"SCIENCE TIME MORTY"
"N-NOOO"
*burp* "HEY MORTY"
"NOOO"
"ITS SCIENCE TIME MORTY"
"NOOO NOOO"
"TIME FOR THE SCI*borp* SCIENCE MORTY"
"RICK NO"
"MORTY TIME SCIENCE"
"NOO"
*Rick burps*
"NOO RICK"
"MORTY SCIENCE TIME"
"NOOO"
"MORTY YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME"
"NO PLEASE"
"I NEED TO SCIENCE TIME"
"RICK PLEASE NO"
"I NEED YOU TO GET SOME MEGASEEDS FROM MY ROOM"
"NOO- wait w-what?"
"I need you to get some mega seeds from my room."
"R-really?"
"Yeah, I need them for the voyage through the multiverse."
"O-oh, ok. So there's no ball licking?"
"Of course not Morty"
"Ok!"
*Morty confidently walks upstairs to get the mega seeds and then returns*
"OK Rick, I got the Mega seeds!"
"Good job, Morty."
*the garage door and entrance closes behind them*
"Now I need you to lick my balls Morty"
"noOO"
"MORTY LICK MY BALLS"
"RICK I BEG OF YOU PLEASE NO"
"LICK MY FUCKING BALLS MORTY"
"NOOOOOOOOO"
"LICK MY CHAPPED FUCKING BALLS"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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