ultimeat showdown

Part 3: A Zim And a Hard Place

A clinically depressed Zim walks into his shitty kitchen in the middle of the night. He opens his fridge in a half-awake stupor.

"GOOD MORNI-" Gir shouts before Zim smashes his face into the fridge door.

Zim has knocked himself unconscious.

Gir looks on in a slightly-confused-slightly-happy countenance.

Hours pass, and Gir has not moved an inch.

The sun starts to rise as Zim's power bill rises by $800.

Dawn breaks and the newspaper boy throws a newspaper strait into Zim's front window and smashes it.

Glass is everywhere.

Gir is unnerved as he stares on at the unconscious Zim with the same glance he has had all night. 

Zim starts to become conscious again.

Zim sees Gir staring at him with his slightly menacing smile.

Zim stands up, sighs in dissapointment, and opens the fridge.

He throws all the foodstuffs on the floor surrounding the fridge and gets inside the refrigerator part.

Gir starts rambling on about stupid shit and eats some of the food on the floor while Zim ponders his pathetic existence, realizing that he can't take over a planet as pathetic as Earth no matter how hard he tries with his schemes and that his entire existence is in vain.

He then closes the fridge door and purposefully bangs his head on a shelf in the fridge and knocks himself unconscious again in an attempted suicide.

He collapses inside the fridge, and due to this the fridge falls over and presumably crushes Zim inside.

Gir looks on, eating a piece of of a muffin and having the same smile he has had for the entire 12 hour period this story has happened or something. I don't care how long this damn story is supposed to take place. I haven't even seen the damn show to begin with, I just wanted to poke fun at the only reason Hot Topic has been in business for the past 10 years with my only knowledge of the show being the Invader Zim wiki and some friends in my school who have seen the show. Hell, I didn't even see Rick and Morty before when I made "Iraq's Bizzare Blowjob" or whatever the fuck I called it. Now that I have seen it, I want to kill myself and/or delete that chapter. But now considering I'm doing the same thing with this series, I might as well start watching it and see how out of character Zim and/or Gir is in this pile of garbage.