Chapter 8

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Mia's P.O.V.

We were about to have a staff meeting. I had pulled all my info about negative things about the Fulton Mall. I promised myself I'd talk to the chairman after th meeting and point out the bad of Fulton.

When I walked in the room, two of my co-workers were fanning the chairman with palm tree leaves. I didn't realize he was the best. I mean, he had a white beard and white hair and extremely white skin, you'd think he was dead. The other guy had no beard but looked like Sophie. I could've sworn it was Sophie's father.

"Goodmorning, staff of Blowfish! We are here to point out the positive things of Fulton Mall!

1.Storeowners respect others and often invite each other to parties and get-togethers

2.Customers enjoy the mall's good service

3.Nobody has ever been injured on the merry go-round or the escalators

4. Free food samples are given in the food court

5.They have the fastest checkout in the world

6. They have approximately 9,002 employees

7. They stand up for each other

8. During work they play

9. The employees are all religious

10. They have ethinic groups since many workers come from different countries

Anyone have any questions?" The chairman asked.

"I object! I have negative reasons that Fulton is the stupidest mall in the universe!" I yelled.

"Ok. Spill it." The chairman said.

"1. Everyone vomits when they see the janitor

2. The chairman of the mall,Mr.Fulton, has a extremely rare disease called Beer Warts because he gets drunk every night

3. The perfume and lotion samples are made of poison ivy and people always leave with rashes

4. Somebody died jumping on the Trampoline Extreme

5. The customers always put their stuff on somebody else's table

6. During a fuel accident, tons of people had to get their eyeballs flushed

7. The owner of Johnsons mini store knows witchcraft

8. Workers in the food court spit on customers' food

9. There is always dog poop on the floor

10. There is always cat pee on the floor. " I finished my speech. All of the reasons are lies.

"We should choose another mall." The chairmen said.

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