100 ways to get kicked out of Windclan, #51-75

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51. try to put Onestar in a box and ship him to UPS

52. cut off all of Onestar's claws and pull out all his teeth

53. plant trees in all of the territory

54. shave all of Onestar's fur off

55. get all the kits and elders addicted to coffee

56. try to straighten Onestar's teeth with braces

57. buy some replicas of the other clan cats and put them around the camp

58. run Onestar over with a train

59. make Onestar try out for America's Got Talent

60. ship machine guns to the other clans

61. buy a car/monster for Onestar

62. put Onestar inside a pinata

63. take Onestar to a rodeo

64. throw a tomato at Onestar's face

65. dare Onestar to eat rabbit droppings

66. confine Onestar to the nursery

67. teach the kits " yo momma" jokes

68. put graffiti all over the great oak

69. every time Onestar talks, tase him with your taser

70. try to give Onestar plastic surgery and fail badly

71. take embarrasing pictures of Onestar and post them on facebook and instagram

72. pierce Onestar's tongue

73. try to give Onestar a tattoo

74. steal Onestar's cookies

75. sell the Windclan camp on Ebay

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