Gay oneshots

Random shitty facts boi

A/N: Yep.

•Arcadia's favourite food is actually pizza, but she's kept up the cereal act for so long she's just gotten used to it.

•Her love for cats is because of the group of 4 that used to follow her home from school everyday. She built a strong emotional bond with them; and Pickles is called Pickles because that's what she'd feed them.

•Arcadia doesn't button her flannel because it's actually getting too small. She pretends it's a fashion statement, though. She dreads the day when someone asks her about it.

•She used to be in a somewhat successful rock band as cutesy lead guitarist. If you look deep in her jean pockets, you'll find a wad of old, unwanted phone numbers from both girls and guys. Guess people like guitarists.

•Cecile actually has a slight stutter, which comes out most when she's angry or confused, or having a panic attack.

•She has the tiniest, tiniest crush on both Arcadia and Makana. It gets awkward in her mind.

•She has a wardrobe specifically for her suits. She owns 28, to be exact, and likes to sometimes lie around in the house in them.

•Cecilé used to change her hair colour depending on her mood, but the navy blue it is now has grown on her. It reminds her of the night sky.

•Makana used to have the ability to speak, but recieved trauma to the frontal lobe of her brain when she was four (which affected her speech abilities), and she's been mute ever since. She can't remember ever speaking, so it doesn't bother her much.

•She is actually extremely intelligent, and planned to become a lawyer, but gave up her admission to a prestigous university in Washington to run away with Riza.

•She's ambidextrous. What an asshole.

•Makana's a beanie baby enthusiast, and actively debates and follows the sales prices of retired ones. Like, she makes highly detailed graphs and everything.

•Riza frequently thinks about having children with Makana, but is waiting for the right time to bring it up.

•She has PTSD and an irrational fear of plates/glasses smashing from her abuse as a child.

•She's an amazing singer; her idols are Enya and Lily Allen. She loves singing along when the other girls are playing their instruments.

•As if she didn't look otherworldly enough (what with her being fucking huge), in the summer her hair gets even greener, and she gets a ton of freckles everywhere. Makana loves it, though Riza isn't exactly overjoyed with it herself.

•Gretal doesn't know how to multiply. Not sure what happened there.

•Her real name is Graznya, but she chose Gretal as her new identity after Gretel Ehrlich, an author her mother used to read.

•She can play the piano mainly, but also learnt how to play Like a Virgin by Madonna on the keytar. It's her deepest, darkest secret.

•Her favourite colour is periwinkle, but Kyle once said she looks cute in pink, so of course she totally decked out.

•Kyle's right leg and pinky finger are amputated after an explosion that wiped out most of the rebellion, which she has yet to come to terms with emotionally.

•She acts very mighty, but secretly considers herself unintelligent.

•Her father doubled as her personal trainer, and taught her how to fight and handle a gun. He is one of the few people she can say she loves with confidence.

•Kyle has a lot of things that keep her up at night, more often than she'd care to admit; like her feelings towards Gretal, and Nadia's murder. She often wonders what her life would be like had she acted differently.

•Nadia speaks 3 languages: Russian, English and ASL.

•She used to have an addiction to alcohol when she was a teen, but has since made a full recovery and changed for the better.

•Sometimes she pretends she's supernatural with her different coloured eyes. Discovering her sister actually was one was really something.

•Nadia seems very chill, but has an extremely prominent protective streak for Makana. She'd kill a man.