Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table when a very attractive blonde woman from Northeast Tennessee arrived.
She bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men... are men.
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RandomAnother book for all my readers and my story lovers and joke book lovers <3 i am sure this book will not be that very or less funny from my other book......... so hope you all will like this book and give this book a chance to make you laugh XD
