Supernatural fluff

Why are you like this?..

Castiel's POV
T-that assbutt.... How could he do this to me? Do they have something I don't? Am I no longer the one he wants?... Well, thats fine with me! I have a WHOLE liquer store's worth of alcohol.... I'll feel something eventually.
~Le angel time skip~
"DEAN IS THE BIGGEST ASSSSSSSSHOLE IN THA WHOLE WIIIDE WORLD! HOW DARE HE GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE! HEY, BITCH!! I SEE YOU OVER THERE! WHATDAYA THINK YUR DOIN WITH MAH MAN!" I shouted at them, waving my hands at them. Well, imma teach em a lesson about taking my hunter!
Dean's POV
Sam and I walk into the house, hearing Castiel screaming at someone. SOMEONE IS ATTACKING MY ANGEL. I run upstairs and kick open the door.... Uh, what.....what am I... Okay, This is what I see. I see Castiel in his normal outfit but his shirts messed up, tie wrapped around his head, about to punch a painting, and feathers looking ruffled. Not to mention the scary amounts of liquor bottles on the floor. I know it doesn't affect him and all but....thats not okay. He finally looks at me and his eyes go wide, dropping the painting before he glares at me and starts shouting again.
" OH, THERE YOU ARE YOU CHEATER." He said, actually looking hurt. Wait, cheater?... CHEATER?!
"What? Cheate- What's wrong with you?! How many liquer stores did you put outta business?! I never cheated on you!" I say, realizing that he either actually is drunk or really delusional.
"LIER! I HAVE YOUR LADY-FRIEND RIGHHHHTT HERE! WHY WAS SHE IN YOUR ROOM, DEAN?! IF SHE'S NOT WITH YOU THEN WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?!" He said, pointing to the painting. It was an old angel painting I'd gotten from a artist chick I dated once. I try to hold it in but soon start laughing, eventually in tears.
"O-oh *hic* my g-god, Cas.. Thats a painting. N-not a real p-person..." I say, laughing through the whole sentence.
Castiel's POV
I look at the thing on the floor, slowly realizing that...Dean was in fact right. I was about to fist fight....a painting..
"Uhm.... Well, I obviously didnt know that you assbutt..." I say, feeling flustered and crossing my arms, not looking at the hunter behind me.
Dean's POV
I notice Castiel look away and smirk, getting off the floor quietly. I walk over and wrap my arms around him. It is kinda cute how he tenses up when he feels me around him. I kiss his neck and bury my face in it.
"Y'know, you're kinda cute when you're embarrassed." I say, my words muffled against his neck.
"...not cute, you assbutt...." He mumbled, blushing like he always did when I did this. He turned around and wrapped his arms around me too. I smiled and looked at him, noticing the look in the angel's eyes.
"Hey, if you want to get a slice of my pie~, we have to clean up first." I say, teasing him as I pull away and start picking up bottles. He groans and starts cleaning as well.
"Tease...Love you..." He muttered.
"Love you too, angel~"

Me: Woah hurray Author-chan for actually getting off her lazy ass and posting like she said she would years ago!
Castiel: Yeah! Wait....
Dean: Just sit down, Cas, sit down...
Sam: WOW I JUST GET LIKE NO LOVE.... WHY NO LOVE?!
Castiel, Dean, Me: BECAUSE YOURE A ABOMINATION, SAM...
Sam: ....Oh... *cries in corner* ;-;
Gabriel: MAH BABEH! \(0O0)/  *carries Sam away*
Me: uh.... Okay, well, I posted! And its more fluff! Still trash.... But fluffy trash! I uh, haven't been doing well lately so yeah... I know its a shit reason but y'know... Depression, sickness, death in the family....nothing for you guys to worry about. BUT IM STILL GOING TO BE AS HAPPY AS IF IM CRACK FOR YOU GUYS. Nah not really. Imma stay chill. I'd love to hear about your days tho guys! S'always nice to socialize with interweb peeps! But uh, as always, I'd love to hear (nice or at least constructive) criticism from you guys.
Dean: *shoves Author out of existence* wants to hear any ideas you have...
Sam: Doesn't mind any requests..
Castiel: Wants to get ideas and suggestions from you weirdos..
Gabriel: AND THINKS YOU ARE ALL SUPER SEXY!
Me: *Appears behind him* WHATTHEFUCKMAN?! *drags him away* BYA MY LOVELY MOTHERFUCKERS~!