Little Miss Misery
sat down right next to me,
predicting sadness and dismay,
when along came my smile
that trembled all the while
and made Miss Misery's day.
Little Miss Misery
intimidated me with melancholy,
promising great fortune at a cost.
Then me, so very naive,
ignorant that I should grieve,
trusted Miss Misery and was crossed.
Little Miss Misery,
very proud of her trickery,
met my blade by surprise.
For I finally overcame
all these feelings of shame
and stabbed her straight in the eyes.
